This is a new red-band clip from The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard, featuring Jeremy Piven, Gina Gershon, Will Ferrell, and a backpack full of dildos and lube. Also, Will Ferrell is dressed like Abe Lincoln. Though for some reason he’s sporting a mutton-chop-sideburns combo, which, although sweet, differs from Lincoln’s well-publicized preference for an Amish-style chin strap.
I’m not sure how feel about The Goods, which opens this Friday. It looks like your standard Will Ferrell-Adam McKay comedy, which is less a movie than a collection of ad-libs and improvised sketches. It’s a movie I’ve probably already seen a few times, and I wish they’d take the time to re-write and shoot scenes after they chance upon something funny during improv, but then, I can’t fully argue with Abe Lincoln and dildos raining from the sky. It’s a dilemma as old as time.
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Four posts up and it’s not even 9:30 yet? Pace yourself DNA.
When i worked at the porn shop a few years ago, i had to call 911 to help get this 77 year old man off the mirrored wall and the suction cup dildo that he had stuck there. i bet Dick Rambone was flattered.
That whole scene was a metaphor for the last stimulus package.
The purple dildo represented bipartisanship.
All Ferrell needed was a van depicting scenes from “The Last Starfighter” to round this out nicely…
Abe Lincoln with dildos? Four score!!!
Licoln needed to be discreet with his dildo fetish. He couldn’t have them delivered to The White House, so they were shipped to his Gettysburg Address.
Damnit I laughed way too hard at that. Must be something about Will Ferrell and impending death that makes me smile like the short bus just pulled to the curb.
Other than that, how was the sex-play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Lincoln kept his dildos in the Oval Orifice.
Sic semper testiculus!
* If you got that you are a history nerd.
** Like me.
Looks like someone emptied out your Mother’s purse.
Erswi, that’s what John Wilkes Booth shouted every time he blew his load in a chick’s hair, right?
I don’t know. “The Goods” was okay when it starred Kurt Russel, and was called “Used Cars”.
Ten percent real fruit juice, motherfuckers.
“I don’t know. “The Goods” was okay when it starred Kurt Russel, and was called “Used Cars”.”
This.