08.21.09 WEEKEND PREVIEW: INGLORIOUS BASTERDS
Opening this weekend:
Inglourious Basterds — If I have to explain to you what this movie is about, then I’m sorry about that coma you just recovered from. Welcome back. Now take off that hypercolor t-shirt; you look like a damn hipster.
Post Grad (trailer) — “This summer . . . look for a job . . . look for love . . . find yourself.” . . . F–k yourself.
Oh hello there, Michael Keaton. I didn’t know you were still alive.
Shorts — Another kids’ movie written/directed by Robert Rodriguez. Instead of casting his girlfriend in this one he cast his son. ‘Nuf said.
Fifty Dead Men Walking — Jim Sturgess and Special K star in this film based on the life of an Irish street hustler who spied on the Irish Republican Army.
My One and Only (trailer) — Renee Zellweger whores her way across the country. Also, she’s in this movie.
Headless Woman (trailer) — A woman thinks she may have hit someone with her car and tries to discover what happened while her husband attempts to cover up any evidence. The synopsis says this is about “the intricacies of class in a male dominated society”. Really? I thought they were trying to say old white women can’t drive.
Five Minutes of Heaven — Contrary to what your father may have told you, this isn’t a film about the love he and I share.
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WEEKEND PREVIEW: INGLORIOUS BASTERDS
I’ll never look at Robert Rodriguez and his son in the same way again.
Seeking relevance between the post and the Lebowski picture is killing my brain cells.
I won’t be seeing Inglorious Basterds because the health care debate has worn me out on the word Nazi.
Is the Irish Republican Army led by Bill O’Reilly?
Headless Woman? I thought it was the man who went headless after marriage.
You’re thinking of the praying mantis ? Probably not.
Looks like I picked the wrong weekend to stop beating up and raping homeless people.
Man who spy on Irish Republican Army not do it for wealth. He usually end up seeing only small potatoes.
Post Grad is what manic-depressive Japanese man call transition to depressive episode.
Wow Jacktion, you just insulted my people. If any of us sober up enough, we’re coming after you.
If The Dude is Jesus, do you mind if he does a J?
I will be seeing Inglorious Basterds if your Mom can keep her hands off me.
Shouldn’t The Jesus be in the center of that painting?
It’s easy to spy on the Irish Republican Army if you’re in the same AA class as them.
There is no class in a male dominated society.
Jirish, if ever sober up enough, I’ll remember to watch my back.
I think I’m gonna catch the matinee showing of Inglorious Basterds cause I went to the late showing and the theater had more coloreds than a Crayola factory.
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It certainly has its moments but my favourite bit was the lift of a bit of tension building brilliance from the Kelly’s Heroes soundtrack. Could’ve done with less jawjaw and more warwar. I guess the days when a director could borrow half the Yugoslav army and their surplus ordnance are long gone.
Jacktion, I’m glad to see some of the old-schoolers are still finding their way onto the site here and there. CKT anyone?
on a serious note, did anyone actually see Basterds? is it worth checking out? I’ve heard arguments for and against so far…
Basterds is best film of the hear so far. Which isn’t saying much, but still.
I was pretty convinced before it that it was district 9
^ what he said. Go see it!
Basterds gives a whole new meaning to the word “Fisting” and yes you should go see it just for that reason alone.
And for Eli Roth and his fucking HUGE ass arms of doom. Goddamn boy.
AWESOME.
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