08.06.09 WAS MILLA JOVOVICH JAILBAIT QUESTION MARK?
InGameNow has an interesting article up in which they point out that Milla Jovovich (whom you may remember as Leilu Multi-Pass from 5th Element), who stars in Perfect Getaway opening tomorrow, claims to have been born in 1975. Which would’ve made her 13 at the time of this guest spot on Married With Children. Which doesn’t seem likely. Or maybe this boner is just a dangerous outlaw. (*two gun fingers pointed at crotch*)
They’ve got a couple other pieces of evidence over there, which mostly consist of pointing out old hot pictures of Milla Jovovich and then speculating whether or not she was underage when she took them. Rawr, sounds like my kind of party. I do my speculating with a speculum.
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WAS MILLA JOVOVICH JAILBAIT QUESTION MARK?
The good thing about being a pedophile is not having to care whether a girl is over 18 when you jerk off to her pictures.
Ironically, The Perfect Getaway is the name of Roman Polanski’s signature move.
See, shop – maybe we’re not faux pedophiles afterall.
Like Pauly’s dad used to say: If she’s tall enough to reach the mailbox, she’s old enough to receive the package.
Brooke Sheelds wus olny 13 when she wus topless in Blue Legoon.
All I know is when I lead the donkey into the garage the neighborhood kids think a birthday party is about to start.
Slow news day, DNA? Want Him to write that post about His headless Lando Calrissian action figure to drive hits to your site?
Well, she was noticeably taller than Bud Bundy, so we know she must have been at least six years old when this was filmed.
My Dad was the mailman.
I say if she’s old enough for the Bundy’s, then get her out of those undies.
Wait – is Erin Esurance based on Mila’s character from The Fifth Element?
Was that a glory hole Bud was drilling?
Chickeeeeen. Goood.
She’s bait, but models age in dog years.
13, 30, Its all the same..at least in that one movie
Semen is the sixth element.
I would like to make sexy time with her. *rubs hands together in circular motion*
So? What’s the big deal? I was only 9 when I landed a role in my uncle’s home movie, Inappropriate Touching With Children.
Anyways, that makes her what, 18 playing 16 in Dazed and Confused ? Masturbation cost averaged, s’all good.
She aged a shitload better than Six from Blossom.
I would like her to star with “Covered with Children”.
Hope Applegate wasn’t too attached to her tits. She won’t be later.
i just totally spanked it to her co-starring in the Robert Downey Chaplin flick. how old was she then? DOESN’T MATTER
Do the math – Applegate was 17 in this episode. They’re both underage.
Is that Benicio del Toro in the blue sweatshirt at the 1:32 mark? He’s eye-raping Kelly Bundy.
I first noticed her in Two Moon Junction – which is a feat considering how Sherilyn Fenn was nude most of that movie.
This is totally not news. This has been known for years. Milla started off as a model and always had to dress/look a couple of years older anyway. AFAIK, she was even on the cover of High Timess at age 9 in 1984. Considering that this ep of MWC came just a couple of months before her 14th b-day, the age thing seems right. I think that she was even in the same highschool as Applegate, just a couple of grades back.
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