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Via MTV:
DJ Nu-Mark confirmed that he’ll be joining the cast of the “MacGruber” movie. On Twitter. [...] In his own words:
“@djnumark: Ahh, gonna be in my first movie! Playin a DJ in the new Mac Gruber movie (from SNL)..lol. Val Kilmer is gonna take my mic from me..lol”
So there you have it. Val Kilmer: actor, outdoorsman . . . mic thief.
In fairness to Val, he may have thought the mic was an ice cream cone. (Another fat joke? Really? Hell yes you cheeky scofflaws.) And just to clear the air here: I’d still do him. And tweet about it.
By the way, there’s a MacGyver video inside that you should check out. Did MacGyver own any airbrushed vans perchance?
~robopanda
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More like MacGrubber! MacBlubbler? MacFlubber?
MacRubber!
* i have no idea why that’s funny
Val Kilmer was disappointed to find out that this was a casting call and not a MacDonald’s sandwich taste test.
In related news, a phone was thrown out of the casting room window and just nearly missing passers by just before an angry Russel Crowe came storming out.
Bopa, dude, He thought Chod was the one with the inside track for Iceman news??? IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!?!
Jesus, did he Sean Astin and pseudo morph into him? EEEK..
Make him stop looking at me.
In the test reel* that got him this role, Val Kilmer took a roll of duct tape, paper clips, some lighter fluid, and six pints of Haagen Das.
*test reel courtesy of Super K-Mart security.
That was meant to say did he EAT Sean Astin and pseudo morph into him.
God, he even ate the word EAT. FLEE!!!
Say what you will but Chodin would still butter Iceman’s muffin.
Fat man steal microphone from DJ because he want club sandwich, not club music.
Kilmer steals the mic and becomes DJ Nu-Tella.
DJ Nu-Mark was mistaken – it’s not Val Kilmer.
In unrelated news, Rosie O’Donnel will be appearing in the new MacGruber movie.
BigMacGrubber
To IceMan,
Give me my mic back.
DJulie Nu-Mark
A “Nu-Mark” is hit everytime Kilmer steps on a scale.
Val avoids taking anything from DJ Nu-Trisystem.
DJ Nu-Mark can be Val’s wing man anytime, primarily because he remembers to bring extra bleu cheese.
Kilmer dipped DJ Nu-Gat in chocolate and ate him.