TUCKER MAX MOVIE HAS A TRAILER
08.04.09
The first trailer for the movie version of Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell has hit the web. Tucker Max co-wrote the adaptation of his own book, in which the main character is Tucker Max, and this is one of the shots of him. I desperately hope there’s something tongue in cheek about that.
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A burlesque show AND outdoor urination? Oh my delicate sensibilites!
Sensibilities. Whatever. Fuck you.
I think that trailer just gave me gonorrhea
I Hope They Serve Douchebags in Bars.
TKE4LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!! WHAT, SON!!! REPRESENT!!!
Didn’t Bob Gosse also direct Gabaret?
from my understanding of the book, it’s based on one man’s inspiring journey through narcissism and pseudo-date rape.
Me can’t wait 4 me main man TWONK4LIFE 2 giv iz word on t’movie.
I also can’t wait for the trailer to load; as in can’t be bothered to wait.
I hope they don’t make movies from books in hell.
I wish he’d write a book about something that actually happened to him.
A Tucker Max is when you get the dick and both balls crammed into your asshole.
i wonder if dbag fans of the book will get all over web forums and write essays akin to a senior thesis both in depth and research legwork just to bitch that all the good parts were left out or mutilated. or is that right solely reserved for harry potter fans that live in their mom’s basement? i guess that’s different than fans who just live in their junior varsity heyday.
Come now Burnsy, I sure the “Tucker Fucks a Tranny” story was real. No offense trannies.
If there were ever to be a movie that could best be described as “Entourage with cancer”, I hope this would be it.
I wonder if there will be black people in the audience telling all the white frat boys to stop yelling things at the screen.
That banner pic is really and add for Ruphidex©. New from Glasco Shit Climb. Ask you date if Ruphidex© will get you into her back door.
Stephenie Meyer is currently busy plagiarizing Tucker’s book. Her version is exactly like his except that in hers, Tucker is very effeminate, only drinks O’Douls and settles down with 4 or 5 wholesome women.
Is this Tucker Max nine years old ? I might have a little something for him.
oh god. and it stars that annoying actor from gilmore girls. you know, that one.
Tucker Max is the James Frey of frat boys.
Tucker Max anagram;
Ax Cum Trek
I need a shower after watching that trailer.
In a related story, Stephanie Meyer is suing Tucker Max for plagiarism. Turns out many sparkly white scenes of not getting laid were stolen from Twilight.
The irony is that they do serve beer in hell, but only to Muslims.
What… doesn’t every large metropolis have a transvestite bar called Tucker Max?
Tucker Max doesn’t ejaculate, the syphilitic cyst in his ballsack ruptures.
Is that chick on his right shoulder throwing up dogtags onto him?
I’d bet my frayed cargo shorts and Cocks hat that this movie has at least two guys getting hit in the nuts.
I would rather felch my dad than watch this film.
He meant to say he served a queer at a Shell.
I desperately hope there’s something tongue in cheek about that.
Only when Tucker licks your pucker.
Tucker Max movie has a trailer
And will alsol be viewed in many a trailer.
Tucker Max movie starring Spencer Pratt choadalike. We have achieved the douche singularity.
lueB, I’d rather watch you felch your dad that watch this.
Usually, when this many college-age males are following somebody this closely, they’re just waiting for the roofies to kick in.
This looks like a great date* movie.
*rape
They only serve beer to horses and fans of both kids of music: County and Western…
Can’t stream vid at work, so thankfully I can’t watch that trailer, but I can smell it. It smells like the clap, stale Amstel Light, and Axe.
Hey, who took the “bro” off at the end of the title?
Aries. Spears. Biopic.
(I know you’ve all missed that one)
I’d rather jerk off to watching Crapbasket watching Blueballs felch his own dad than watch this movie.
I can’t wait till Vince’s fictionalized exloits are made into a movie so I have something to blindly support.
A Tucker Max is what I use on a heavy flow day.
I know how comfortable that kind of talk makes you boys.
You’re welcome!
I hope there’s a giant spider in the third act.
fuck yea kid u see how tight this shit is. u all know my boy tucker max be comma at ya wit high production values n fresh azz jokes… it got paul wall baby who u be? can’t wait till dis shit drops on october 27 aight peace
So its Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. But instead of a Ferrari, there’s a Subaru, and instead of seeing it I won’t.
If I wanted to witness a stripper mock someone for being a nerd I’d go visit my mother in prison.
the empty cup straw slurp is the new record scratch
Tucker Max is what they call the Hometown/Old Country Buffets in Australia.
Road Trip: Check.
Bachelor Party: Check.
Wild-card friend: Check.
Uptight friend: Check.
About-to-be-married friend: Check.
Celebrity cameo: Check.
Throw in a Chad Farthouse and this is The Hangover.
Man this looks good, I like it when she says “color me shocked” or when he says “I need that like I need hep c.” That type of cutting edge humor has made Tucker Max my favorite fiction author.
He had a really good appearance on opie and anthony a while ago – get your sweatshirts out your gonna get some douche chills
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAbreeMofRg
John Tucker Max Must Die!
Yes a Loser, just like The Hangover except not original or funny.
Tucker Max needs to pay a lame fucker tax.
@TKE: I don’t mind if he commas me, but I really hope he doesn’t umlaut my semicolon.
How does this crap get greenlit?