08.14.09 THERE, I JUST SAVED YOU TEN BUCKS

I’ll tell girls that I’m also a time traveler after I fuck’em and duck’em.

A little song, a little dance…

Moonchild’s head on a lance!

Pauly’s date: That was a good fucking you handed to me. Let’s cuddle…

Pauly: Uhh, yeah, I gotta go. I have to go back to ‘87…but I’ll call you, k?

Is anybody in the Rader Nation writing this shit down? This could make for some good BTK-baiting.

If I were a time traveler, I’d just skip forward a few days out of every month just to avoid the fucking hassle.

Meh. The Glen Beck coverage was the best part of last night’s Daily Show.

I totally get the right side of the pic.

And I’d fuck both sides. So there.

Yeah, but can he fast forward to when she’s got Alzheimer’s and married to James Garner?

Mrs. Donk: If you knew me at all, you’d know what you did wrong!

Donk: Bitch, I just relived all of last week and I have no fucking clue what I did.

I’d travel back in time every two minutes during sex just to last longer.

Rooster/Story wants to be able to time travel too. He would go back and warn himself to rape the children first and then kill them, not vice versa. If he wanted to fuck a cold corpse, he’d be dating Gweneth Paltrow.

Eric Banana plays an cruise ship cook in “The Thyme Traveler”

I thought this was about the wife of the travel editor for Time magazine always pissing into his ear about how he never takes her to Paris with him anymore.

“It’s all good Your Honor, see I travel time so, in theory, she’s of age anytime I want…”

Thank you on behalf of Djiboutians everywhere.

By the way, The Time Traveler’s Ex Wife is a lying whore.

I gotta say if it werent for rape enthusiasts in neverending story mural painted vans i dont know how i would make it through work

The Colbert Report is the best part of The Daily Show.

Time Traveling DeFrank would so DP his wife with himself.

If I was her I’d have never married that bastard. I can only think about how everytime he goes back in time he’s going back in time with every fragment of time that time has ever been with.

If Future Me and Present Me cross swords, would that be gay, awkward, or just masturbation?

DeFrank that can’t happen, it would be a real paracox

I’m not gay, but… if I could go back in time, I’d totally blow me.

I wouldnt wanna time travel to the past ya know because of the Butterfly Effect not the theory but that shitty Ashton Douchebag movie I actually wasted $7.00 and 2 hours on that shit

If I knew a woman with a husband from the future, I’d lie and say I was the younger version and that in the future, I get Super Plastic Surgery after a horrific George Foreman Grilling accident.

If you understand the right side of this picture, you’re an O.G. Filmdrunkard.

I like to understand why after the site maintenance I can no long see any pictures, there are Digg Tools covering the first three comments, and every 5th comment I submit dumps me to an error page.

I thought you said crossing the streams was a bad thing?

*accompanied by a slow rhythm on the bongos*

We are all traveling through time, man. Just second by second by second.

*relights pipe, strokes goatee, arm-farts*

Time Traveler’s Wife: Did you take out the garbage?!?!

Time Traveler: I CAN FUCKING TRAVEL THROUGH TIIIMMMEEEE!

<== Another day at the Uproxx(xxxxx!!!) office.

Time Traveler’s Wife is always bringing up the past.

If I were a time traveler, I’d go back in time and tell my wife about two years in the future when we try anal and it’s her favorite.

Yes, vyjuncg. When time travelling, ‘getting your shit packed’ has a whole ‘nother meaning.

My wife asked me to time travel so we could go back to the days our love was strong, and so we could figure out how our perfect love went so wrong. I told her to just accept that it was over like boysIImen.

I’d travel through time if my wife would quit telling me to stop and ask for directions.

To be a Time Travelling Spouse is the epitome of masochism.

You wanna save me $10 panda? Remind me to check for an adam’s apple.

I’d travel back in time and dump my first girlfriend in order to fuck her sister. I have it on good authority she takes it in the pooper.

I’m not OG enough to know what the significance of that pic is to FD, but I do know a Joker At Play when I see one.

http://jokeratplay.wordpress.com/

Does he say that line about him getting older and them staying the same age? Cause that’s gangsta.

BTW Panda, you win at life. I want the Joker on the Luck Dragon tatt’d on my left buttcheek.

D’ya need me to pose for that? Can I rest my head on the other one?

Erswi there is always hope. Unless your that poor fucking horse that drowns in the mud…then your screwed.

Nah, I’m good.

Tease.

Hey! I’m not sayin I won’t do it! Just that I’m not that horse.

I believe that duty falls to SJP.

I’d travel through time with a santa bag of volcano nachos to fuel a campaign to take phantom floater dumps all over town and then blame them on my non time traveling wife.

The right side of the picture brought my father back from the dead, then we both got in the awesome ass Wizard Of Oz van and we ran over satan just to show him who’s the boss, Angela! Vannin4life is on my plates bitches… I got extra large plates so’s I could get all the letters on it.

I wish I could time travel so I could stop myself from typing the random shit that pops into my head.