Two dollars.
Terminator Salvation has grossed over $370 million worldwide so far (and still isn’t out on DVD). Yet this is happening:
Three companies belonging to Derek Anderson and Victor Kubicek, owners of the “Terminator” franchise rights and producers of May’s “Terminator Salvation,” have filed for bankruptcy [...] Those owed the most money include a number of top industry law firms such as Greenberg Traurig ($437,618.61); Glaser, Weil, Fink, Jacobs, Howard, & Shapiro ($120,672.89) and O’Melveny & Myers ($96,565.86). They also owe $25,000 to C2 Pictures, the production company controlled by previous “Terminator” owners Mario Kassar and Andrew Vajna. In addition, one British individual [Orlando Wood] is owed $3.5 million. There is no reason given for any of the debts. The three companies each list estimated assets and liabilities totaling between $10 million and $50 million. [The LA Times]
But don’t worry about Anderson and Kubicek. They’ll be fine:
According to several people familiar with their “Terminator Salvation” deal, Anderson and Kubicek will earn the greater of $5 million or 5% of the movie’s revenues as producers.
Prior to Terminator Salvation the pair had produced one direct-to-DVD comedy, Cook-Off! starring Diedrich Bader and Louie Anderson. How Derek Anderson and Kubicek managed to score franchise rights to Terminator is a very long story that can be summed up like this:
*sweeps hands through air* MAGIC.
Another bit of trivia from that long article:
People close to the matter said the director [McG] received $6 million and Bale $8 million and both are guaranteed a percentage of gross ticket sales. They added that Halcyon also made a $10-million deal with McG to direct another sequel, and that Bale is on board for two more films, for which he’ll make about $15 million and $20 million, respectively.
Yep. The guy Bill Murray headbutted got $6 million but a ”longtime acquaintance” of the producers who gave them $3.5 million of his own money still hasn’t been paid back. Hooray for Hollywood.
~ robopanda



Glaser, Weil, Fink, Jacobs, Howard, & Shapiro
That law firm has more partners than West Hollywood.
“It’s the dough, Roper, or we gotta break something.”
O’Melveny is a real name? It sounds like something Land Shark would make up to gain access into your appartment.
Do you know how hard it is for a naked man with a red, glowing eye to get credit?
I hope Orlando Wood is some grizzled old British Gangster like in Guy Ritchie movies.
Orlando: You’ve been very bad boys, my sons.
Anderson&Kubicek: But it’s not our fault….
Orlando: One at a time boys, where’s your manners?
Anderson: I mean, everybody loved the trailer, naturally we thought it’d be a massive hit.
Kubicek: So we kind of spent lots of money anticipating we’d make heaps more.
Orlando: Tsk tsk tsk my sons, I thought you’d know better than that. That’s the problem with the new school, using credit like a lil’ boy who can’t stop wankin’.
Anderson&Kubicek: We’re sorry Mr. Wood, we’ll get you the money.
Orlando: Oh this I know, because if you don’t bring me my money plus interest in 48 hours, I’ll kill ya and feed ya to some sort of animal that isn’t a pig or a crawfish that will dispose of your bodies even though crawfish probably can’t eat bones and that was sort of a plot hole.
I’ll be suing over the rights to the name Orlando Wood.
If Derek Anderson keeps this up he’ll be replaced by Brady Quinn!
Whackety schmackety BLUE 32! BLUE 32!
In the background George Lucas is wiping a tear. A tear of pride.
Glaser, Weil, Fink, Jacobs, Howard, & Shapiro rock the chutzpah! Rock the chutzpah!
Lawyers not getting paid? Oh no, not the lawyers.
Andrew Vajna, with a name like that, how is he not a pornstar?
Soooo wait, does that mean that Terminator Salvation saving account I opened at B of A… [checks account]… Kubiceeeeeeeeekk!!!!!
Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?
POSSIBLE RESPONSE:
YES/NO
OR WHAT?
GO AWAY
PLEASE COME BACK LATER
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
FUCK YOU
Two Dollars!
We watched Better Off Dead last weekend and it really holds up.
just sayin’