08.12.09 TARANTINO RULES SET WITH AN IRON DILDO
Apparently there was a running joke on the set of Inglourious Basterds, whereby if a castmember was caught sleeping, they would get their picture taken with a giant purple dildo. And that giant purple dildo was named Gerry. (I would’ve called it “Danny Masterson.”)
Actor Michael Fassbender admits he was one of the only castmates not to make the board – because he found ways of sleeping in secret. He tells WENN, “Big Gerry was a giant purple dildo, very large in girth and length. Basically, anybody that was caught going to sleep would get photographed with Big Jerry the dildo somewhere near their face and put up on the Board of Shame. The idea was three strikes and you’re out. This kind of really worried me because I have a tendency to nap. If I have 10 or 15 minutes you’d find me in a corner underneath something but I never got caught. Brad (Pitt) was up there once on the Board of Shame, Gedeon Burkhard got caught twice, Diane (Kruger) was on the board… There was a lot of people on that board.” [ONTD]
Well isn’t that cute. It’s nice to see that even people living the dream, making the kind of movies most people can only dream of making, with some of the biggest stars in the world can still find the time to have fun. Heartwarming, really. It’s kind of like how sometimes I shower just to put on pajamas, and only because I can’t stand the smell of myself. Blogging is so glamorous. Hey, know who else has a wall of dildos? You guessed it, your mom.
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TARANTINO RULES SET WITH AN IRON DILDO
My giant purple dildo’s name is Phil.
Once you go purple, you know you need more coke.
Shouldn’t Jennifer Connolly have been at least one of the pics?
Iron dildos are the only way Michelle Rodriguez can reach climax.
Tom Cruise did a similar thing on the set of his Nazi war movie Valkyrie. However, he used his actual penis.
Only Xanax has been photographed more times lying next to a passed-out celebrity.
I’m so glad they called the giant purple dildo Gerry. Cause that was a giant purple dildo of a movie.
I guess what I’m trying to say is f you Gus Van Sant.
I tried this with my penis. Now I have to collect a shitload of signatures before I can move anywhere.
Three studios are currently bidding for the rights to Gerry the Dildo’s story.
One wink is suggestive flirtation; forty winks is outright invitation.
Hey, know who else has a wall of dildos?
Al? Chino? Who?
Gerry the Dildo had a normal boring life. In a normal boring town. When.. *RECORD SCRATCH* he experienced a BIG change. Quentin Tarantino presents the true story of a young dildo breaking out in the Hollywood scene. From his humble beginnings in plastic packaging to sticking it up the ass of every big Hollywood star this is the amazingly true story of a purple phallic object becoming a velvet force to be reckoned with.
As Oski’s avatar can attest, Grimace approves of the giant purple dildo. Grimace is an appropriate name for a giant purple dildo.
As long as they get Trish’s gear shift back in time for Vanapalooza.
“Three strikes and you’re out?” Shit, Quentin, not everybody snorts their weight in coke. Sleep ain’t a character flaw.
Finally, Kevin Bacon can get a rest. The new game will be Six Degrees of Gerry the Purple Dildo.
I would have named him Sy Phallus.
Diane Kruger and big purple dildo? Yes, please.
Giant dildo = fine. Purple giant dildo = tacky.
See? Work was way more fun before sexual harassment laws.
That dildo was forged by Hattori Hanzo.
*turns dildo around to reveal Lion symbol*
Chino’s dildo is something to be worshipped.
Tarantino’s a hack… Kubrick really knew how to do giant dildos.
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