08.03.09 SPIELBERG MAKING INVISIBLE RABBIT MOVIE
Steven Spielberg has announced his next directing project, a film about a giant invisible rabbit. The good news is it won’t be hard to top his last movie, because his last movie was Indiana Jones.
The filmmaker will direct as his next film a contemporary adaptation of Mary Chase’s play “Harvey,” about a man and his friendship with an invisible six-foot tall rabbit.
“Harvey” was first adapted for the screen in 1950 with James Stewart in the starring role as Elwood P. Dowd. Novelist Jonathan Tropper has written the adaptation for the new version. Pre-production is to begin immediately, with filming set to start after the first of the year as a joint venture between DreamWorks and Fox.
DreamWorks partner Stacey Snider added, “This is a story relevant for all times, perhaps more so than ever before. We are so pleased to be able, with Fox, to be bringing this to today’s audiences.” [via THR]
You think they even reword those statements for different press releases? I bet her secretary just has a fill-in-the-blank mad lib on her desk for these. “Ms. Snider is pleased to bring a POIGNANT narrative like DEATH CLIT 6000 to today’s YOUTH and SKATEBOARD RAMPS.” Anyway, Harvey is a bit of a throwback, to the days when rabbits just hung out with you and wore bow ties and went to the theater. Nowadays, invisible anthropomorphic animals spend most of their time telling you to do drugs and kill the president. It’s like, leave me alone, llama, can’t you see I’m trying to snort this PCP?
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SPIELBERG MAKING INVISIBLE RABBIT MOVIE
This is a story relevant for all times, perhaps more so than ever before.
I ran that sentence through my bullshit translator and it told me to fuck off.
Slide.
I six-foot rabbit is three times luckier than a normal one.
*goes and sits in corner*
Indiana Jones and the __________ is a testament to George Lucas Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford love for__________. Ford’s co star__________ idolized Ford as a kid and hopes to ________ Ford whenever possible.
WORD BANK: KILLER ANTS, SHIA LAFLUFF, COCK, BLOW
I’m related to Jimmy Stewart, so I should get to punch DreamWorks partner Stacey Snider in the cock, right?
I thought they already made a movie about a six-foot tall Harvey with a propensity for nonstop fucking. Nominated for an Academy Award too if I’m not mistaken…
Cate Blanchett, Richard Gere, Christian Bale, and even the late Heath Ledger will star. It’ll be called:
I’m Not Hare
Nowadays if some guy tells me he sees a six-foot tall rabbit, I’d just assume he’s a furry.
Damon and Marlon Wayans will star with Stacy Dash. It’ll be called
No’ Bunny
So is this going to be as pretentious as Donnie Darko so its more “relevent”?
Also the llama reminded me of this choice gem I read about today.
http://pantagraph.com/news/weird-news/article_89d279e0-7d14-11de-9306-001cc4c002e0.html
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