08.17.09 SONY JUMPS ON MICHAEL JACKSON GRAVY TRAIN
Vince reported last month that Sony paid $50 million for 80 hours of Michael Jackson’s rehearsal footage. According to Rolling Stone:
The Michael Jackson estate and Sony Pictures Entertainment announced today that This Is It, a film comprised of rehearsal and behind-the-scenes footage of Jackson preparing for his 50-concert run at London’s O2 Arena, will be released in movie theaters on October 30th.
[...] the deal with Sony was contingent on multiple factors. First, the film is required to be no longer than 150 minutes and must secure a PG rating. [Ed. - I wouldn't go to a 150-minute PG movie if they were giving out free blow jobs and oxycontin.] Also, the film can in no way show Jackson in a negative light [Ed. - *dismissive wank motion / dick helicoptor combo move*], and a final cut must be presented to the Jackson estate by October 2nd.
They’re now estimating the total hours of footage at 100 instead of 80. So they have about 70 days from when they bought the footage to pare 100 hours down to 2.5 or less as a coherent movie. Luckily Sony was able to find plenty of cheap labor to help out when they discovered a room full of child laborers in the basement of Neverland. Hop to it, kids. These clips aren’t going to import into Final Cut Express by themselves.
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SONY JUMPS ON MICHAEL JACKSON GRAVY TRAIN
Anything Michael Jacksom does has to be PG according to Megan’s Law.
Yeah, this movie can only come to theaters which are at least 1000 feet away from parks and schools.
Michael Jacksom is the alive one.
They will give out free Jesus Juice and Glitter Dick at this opening.
If I knew it was going to be that kind of party…
Excellent clip, but do talk to strangers. About dental work if nothing else.
Vanners everywhere agree with you Shop.
The tour was being sponsored by NAMBLA.
behind-the-scenes footage
Robert Townsend is drooling for the chance at some fresh kiddie porn.
Wow. That started like an episode of CSI: Same Shit Different City, and pretty much continued like one.
I wonder if the vanners are working up a van for this film.
[looks at CBr0]
Looks like Mr. Jackson exited…[SUNGLASSES]…stage death.
Yeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!!
pursued by a bear
Yeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!!
I bet this movie will be a thriller.
Michael Jackson’s gravy train is covered in feces and jizzum and smells of fear, burnt rubber, and Vaseline.
This movie has to introduce itself to the movies playing in neighboring theaters.
Billie Jean was not included in MJ’s will as she wasn’t his lover. Billy Gene, on the other hand, is the wealthiest 10 yr old in Santa Barbara County.
The General Pedo.
Just some good ole pedos.
Causing children some harm.
Beatoff all the boys they saw
gettin in trouble with the law
can you please sign this form?
I hope it’s called PYT: Perverted Youth Toucher.
Now that I think about it, “P.Y.T.” is a fucking creepy song title.
Did our dicks just touch, Jack!?
No, but you stepped on mine.
If you ask me, anyone who can get away with child molesting is, indeed, a smooth criminal.
I hear they haven’t buried him yet. Maybe we could convince Joe to let us hook up a marionette and shoot some extra footage for the DVD?
I wouldn’t go to a 150-minute PG movie if they were giving out free blow jobs and oxycontin.
If they rolled Michael over during the autopsy and shook him, I’m certain he would be able to provide the Oxy.
Looks like this Peter Pan grew up to become… [*oversized Elton John sunglasses*] …Pedo Man.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA…um…yeah.
Well where the hell am I supposed to get my candy from?!?
*sniff sniff*
He’s raping boys …in heaven, now.
God, I hope Rooster and Trish are Michael Jackson fans.
Is O2 the age minimum?
I mean to fuck…
I mean to fuck…
That’s an awesome opening line, Påüłÿ.
He’s raping boys …in heaven, now.
…whilst the tribute-rapes are flowing in HeaVAN.
Wow, this new drunk-repellent cologne really does work…
Michael doesn’t mind Sony jumping on the gravy train as long as he gets the caboose.
@Jacktion
Of course they are, who do you think inspired their rape van?
When I come, I always yell mamma say mamma sa ma mas cu sa then jump up on my toes.
I’m really sick of all this political correctness bullshit. We wouldn’t want van drivers to feel they are being “profiled” so all of a sudden it’s corvette drivers that rape kids. Yeah right.
Michael Jackson touched more young lives in one day than most of us touch in a lifetime…except for Rooster.
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