Comments on: SHUTTER ISLAND SHUT OUT OF 2009 OSCARS

By: ParanoidCadet

ParanoidCadet — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:17:56 +0000

Shutter Island is the name of a book that they’re basing this movie off of.

By: Moose

Moose — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:03:24 +0000

Jennifer Love Hewitt frequently visits Butter Island for EXTENDING (get it?) vacations.

By: Jirish

Jirish — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:46:13 +0000

Shutter Island sounds like the name of a fancy porn site.

By: Erswi

Erswi — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:59:50 +0000

S-s-s-s-tt-stut-stutter I-I-island is abou-bou-bou-about a g-g-g-g-ggggggggg-guy who f-f-f-f-fffff

FUCK THIS! I SUCK AT THIS GAME ANYWAY!

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:56:05 +0000

Upon hearing this sad news, Shutter Island was devastated and relocated to Cutter Island.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:53:22 +0000

Shutter?! Don’t hardly know h…
[suffocation ninja jumps through window, tosses Crappy into closet, chokebates him to death, jumps back out window}

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:50:58 +0000

Imagine Martin and Quentin having a conversation, it would sound like two tweekers talking about their favorite episode of Banana Splits.

By: Immortal 9

Immortal 9 — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:49:44 +0000

Shutter Island sounds like a resort for abusive husbands.

*The ghost of Ike Turner slaps Immortal 9 upside the head.*

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:47:23 +0000

Shutter Island is so named because everyone is always walking over each other’s graves.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:44:57 +0000

Uproxx employee #1: There. This site now looks like a retarded 7th graders final project in web design. It’s practically unusable!
Uproxx employee #2: Huahhrgh! [eats handfull of past]
[ogwump dribbles jism on head of UE#1]
UE#1: Oh yeah…[attaches mouth to mogwump cock]
UE#2: [points, laughs like down's syndrom kid taking a dandy of a dump] Yeeeargh!!