The Blind Side, based on the book by Michael Lewis, is the fartwarming sorta true story of Michael Oher, a homeless African-American youngster from a broken home, taken in by the Touhys, a well-to-do white family. According to the trailer, the Touhys help Oher fulfill his potential as a huge black guy by introducing him to football and teaching him to smile and sleep in beds. And then of course there’s coach Bullock’s most important lesson, pretend the quarterback is your new white family.
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So in order to be taken in by a rich, middle aged white woman I have to be black?
/gets in tanning bed/
Oh, her. Really?
White people teaching a black person how to be athletic?
Yeah, and I learned how to C-walk from Christopher Reeves.
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Lince, you are lucky He is here to douche the ghey out for you.
…
Never mind.
(work safe)
Boy does this premise read like a porn movie or what.
In the end, Oher ends up petting Mrs. Touhy’s hair too hard and snaps her neck.
Alternate Title:
Sandra Bullock
in
White Guilt
A homeless African-American youngster from a broken home?
How do you break a home if you’re homeless?
The full title is “The Blind Side of the Tracks”
It just goes to show you, if only everybody were rich, everybody could be happy.
@Pauly
You see the size of that fat motherfucker. If anyone could break a home its Gigantour over there.
The Tuskegee Quarterback ?
Well, at least he’s not a midget hooker.
The Blind Side?
You’d have to be blind to enjoy this movie.
She just brought him home for his bull cock.
The fresh prince is Oher ?
Oh man, I can’t wait for the scene where she tries to show him how to comb his hair and enunciate his words.
Teach him to football?
I guess this arse gravy is the yin to Tucker Max’s yang. Awful. Just awful.
She helps him fulfill his true potential as a big black guy by getting him into sports?? That’s very narrow minded of her. He could have also been a bodyguard or a bouncer.
Oher?
I hardly know her.
Break on through to the Oher side, break on through to the Oher siiiide.
I wonder if she puts purple drank in his lunch box.
In the end, Oher repays her for her kindness by teaching her how to balance a checkbook and keep a job.
Yeah, so Oher joins the football team. It was either that or the swim team…
So she teaches him how to do homework before she teaches him how to do fieldwork?
Man, the times they are-a changin’.
i like to think of her as sandra bullcock, for some reason she’s more attractive to me that way
im pretty sure all the extras in that one scene are played by lil wayne
I’d rather see a sequel to ‘Cast Away’ where Tom Hanks teaches a football love.
I’d rather see Speed 3, featuring the epic tale of an obese guy from Iowa that gets His hands on some killer fucking barn-shed meth and ends up tearing Sandra Bullock in half by raping her on the dome of the Old Capitol building and impaling her on an American flag(pole)! OH WHA AH AH AH!
The great thing about Speed 3 is that the Old Capitol building is like less than a block away from a Buffalo Wild Wings!
First the rich people, then the Canadians, now rich people again. Sandra Bullock, is nothing sacred? What’s next? Insulting Canadian people again?
(Please say it’s the Canadians again.)
Who does Michael owe? Oh, her.
His last name is an anagram for “hero” and hers is an anagram for “youths”
I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m fucking bored.
Football love > basketball jones.
football is an anagram for lablooft
I prefer the term “Ear-Holed” rather than “Blind Sided”.
white people are so awesome
In Soviet Russia, football teaches YOU!
Crash’s Sandra Bullock really disagrees with The Blind Side’s Sandra Bullock.
Wait a cotton pickin’ minute…
Does Bullock teach him with a bullwhip?
If I had a pet black person,, there’s no fucking way i’d let it out of the house dressed like that
Looks like Sandra misread the film’s title and thought it was about hair colo(u)r.
She teaches him football, and in return, he teaches her to ease up on the grip she has on her purse.
Michaer Rewis wrote a book about a Mexican that takes in a well endowed Korean and teaches him to drive well and speak english.
Mickey McLewis wrote a book about an Italian that takes in a sober Irishman and teaches him to drink and fight fires.
Mike Runs with Lewis wrote a book about a Native American takes a drunken Hindi and teaches him not smell like shit and how to run a successful convenience store buisiness.
FUCK TUCKS!!!
Shit;
[looks around, drops trou and scoots ass dog style on rug to itch flaming roid]
FUCK TUCKS!!!
FIST TUCKS!!
I still don’t understand why Sandra Bullock is trying to look like Carmela Soprano.
Easy Beek. Italians pose more of a threat to Black than lilly-white folk.
That kid is lucky to be taken in by the Touhys. Imagine if he was taken in by the Touchys…
I often see suburban white women intimidating gang members. This movie gets two dismissive wanking motions up.
While there are some funny comments throughout this blog. There are also a lot of ignorant ones from people who haven’t actually seen the movie. It has all the components that make movies great. Action, comedy, and drama. Sandra Bullock plays an amazing role and for once a movie shows us how caring about other people can change lives. Not just of a black kid from the ghetto. Wake up people, the majority of you are ridiculous. And to the person who wrote this you suck.
While there are some funny comments throughout this blog. There are also a lot of ignorant ones from people who haven’t actually seen the movie. It has all the components that make movies great. Action, comedy, and drama. Sandra Bullock plays an amazing role and for once a movie shows us how caring about other people can change lives. Not just of a black kid from the ghetto. Wake up people, the majority of you are ridiculous. And to the person who wrote this you suck.
I’m assuming that last sentence was directed at yourself.
Captain, you liked Patch Adams, too, didnt you?