
Any day now I’m going to watch World’s Greatest Dad, a critically-acclaimed indie comedy in which Robin Williams has been drawing rave reviews from critics hailing his more serious, toned-down persona. And since Williams already has more money than he could ever need, he’s going to learn from this experience and start choosing roles more carefully. Ha, just kidding, he’s signed up to star in “Wedding Banned”. (*dog covering eyes with paws*)
“Banned” centers on a long-divorced couple who kidnap their daughter on her wedding day to prevent her from making the same mistakes they did. The divorced parents rekindle their relationship as they elude cops and the angry groom. [THR]
Hey, didn’t Robin Williams already make this movie when it was called License to Wed? And how’d that one turn out again?
“This bewilderingly bone-headed movie convinces that Ben and Sadie, should be kept as far apart as possible, if only to prevent them from breeding the kind of morons who would see nothing wrong with a movie such as Licence To Wed – or worse still, make it.” -The Daily Mail
“This assaultively unappealing ‘romantic comedy’ could well mark the opening salvo in a whole new Hollywood campaign against movie piracy. Anybody who’d steal this dud would stink just from carrying it around.” -Toronto Star
“Josef Goebbels had a home movie made of the failed 1944 Hitler assassins being hanged from meathooks with piano wire. It probably had more laughs, more fun, more feelgood moments than this family comedy.” -The Guardian
So yeah, this should be pretty good.



It’s nice that he can find so much time to act between bouts of stalking and attacking Jason Biggs.
And snort machine. Don’t forget snort machine.
Robin Williams is an unstoppable suck machine
TRUE!
I always said there’s nothing that brings two people together quite like high-strength nylon rope.
I think Doctress Leisa should get a cut of the movie because of the title.
I was suprised to see “unstoppable suck machine” and no mention of Pauly’s mom.
Robin Williams is the anti Mega-Maid.
He went from blow to suck.
Dan Rosen calls ‘Wedding Banned’ the greatest use of stolen movie themes since the last film to go to print this week.
“If I could have my lower jaw and the ability to speak back in return for watching this movie, I still wouldn’t watch it.”-Roger Ebert
Has anybody asked the really important questions? Like why is he wearing a wool sweater under a short sleeved shirt?
Isn’t quitting coke supposed to improve your judgement?
My pre-seeing-this-movie-review: Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blew.
“This Runaway Bride is going….against her will”
Getting hugged by Robin Williams probably feels like being eaten by a giant spider.
When it comes time to keep my kids from making the same mistakes I’ve made, my only advice will be “use a condom”.
“This Father of the Bride is taking his daughter on one heck of a ride….”
*Record Scratch*
The Groom: They kidnapped her?!?
*Cue Born To Be Wild*
Robin Williams: Honey, it’s for your own good…
Daughter: YOU’RE giving me MARITAL ADVICE!
I’m actually amazed at this point that Hollywood hasn’t optioned a movie about a divorced couple who separately find an affinity for karate, and meet again at the regional tournament, only to find their newly rekindled romance threatened when they have to face off head-to-head in the finals. ‘Marital Arts’, rated PG for mild violence and some crude references. In theaters September, 2011.
*punches self in the groin*
“Sweetie, I just don’t want you to make the same mistakes I did!”
“Don’t worry mom, I won’t fuck dad.”
Vince – for the last time, my ex wife’s name is not Robin Williams.
This movie shat the bed like your Olestra chugging, Pampers forgetting 90 year old grandmother. Aside from the trying hard to be dark premise, boringly quirky dialogue, and Robin Williams hilarious attempt at Kevin Spacey in American Beauty, there’s one thing in particular that really, really pushes this one over the edge. Let me explain: Three quarters of the way into this movie (at the clearly signaled climactic moment) Robin Williams gets naked, climbs a diving board and jumps into a pool. In slow motion. To indie music.
Life will never, ever be fun for me again and I can only pray to god that my gun doesn’t misfire when I kill myself…after all these children.
*The movie I’m talking about is World’s Greatest Dad