08.31.09 RAMBO 5: RAMBO KILLS MEXICANS

So does Rambo just get Paula Abdul really fat and have her sit on all the spics?

To gain information, Rambo goes undercover as the masked luchador La Primera Sangre.

That girl was going to end up cleaning my bathroom. Now what, Rambo ? Well… ? It’s not going to clean itself.

Stallone confuses his informants by constantly saying Yo but never finishing the sentence.

This is getting shot on location in California right?

Are gringos falling from the sky?

Let Him guess, these Mexicans drew “first blood”, too, eh Mr. Messedupvietnamvet?

Listen nutjob, you may have had a legitimate gripe with the good ol boy network in Cousinfucker Junction from the first movie, now it is just getting pathetic. Real people don’t get to murder by the dozen then laugh it off because they were pretending to have Nam flashbacks!

Not to mention, what kind of decision making goes into this?

“Sir, a little girl has been kidnapped by Mexican Traffickers! Should I send in a highly specialized team with top list soldiers on it?”

“Nah, fuck it, get me the stoned out Nam vet that eats snakes and kills minorities.”

And in Rambo 6, keep your hands off my Ecuadorian house boy. You hearin’ me, Punchy ?

I agree Fek. This sounds like a job more suited for the A-Team.

Hey, where’s Stinky Peet been? He likes a good Graziano joke!

I think they’ve already started on filming the pron version of this.
Ramblow 5: The Dirty Sanchez.

I think I just heard Minutemen all over the state of Arizona splooging in the wranglers.

I’m right here, Fek, and I do love a good Graziano joke. Let me know when someone makes one.

I need this movie like I need a hole in my head.

Eh, Stinky Peet? Eh?

Qaplah!

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/box-office-horror-movies-are-idiot-crack

(about half way down, inky pee)

The cool thing about starting a Mexican human trafficking gang is that you can just pick up a bunch of henchmen outside Home Depot in the morning.

Mexican human traffic is brought to a standstill by slow-moving low riders.

I hope he doesn’t get confused for piñata salesman, Juan Ramos.

I wonder if this will actually shoot in mexico. It’ll go great until Sly tries to roll his r’s and ends up spitting into the eye of the head of the Jaurez Cartel. He’s like the only person in the americas who can’t lick his own lips.

I tried human trafficking a couple times, but I kept losing money because only like 1 or 2 little girls would survive the bricking process.

Im guessing this will be Dora the Explorer’s film debut.

After hearing a Mexican talking about the new movie, Stallone becomes convinced that they end the movie with a scene involving Rambo dying in quicksand.

Donkey - Can you explain that “quicksand” joke? I’m sure it’s hilarious, but I don’t get it.

Hurry….I’m sinking.

mungo, I’m the William Tell of FD commenters. My jokes are aimed just high enough… also, they often feature children and fruit.

I will buy a pair of stilts immediately.