POSTER FOR ‘AMELIA’ IS LAZY
08.13.09
It looks as if the makers of this poster for Amelia, the Amelia Airheart biopic starring Hilary Swank, wanted to create a strong, simple image of Amelia’s silhouette as she stared off into the distance, in the classic explorer pose. But then at the last moment they didn’t quite trust their audience to know it was Amelia Earhardt, so they used the old just-slap-some-initials-on-her-back solution, a longtime favorite of political cartoonists. Hold on, I think I can improve this one:
Eat your heart out, Perez Hilton. On second thought… stop eating. [via FSR]
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The surprise ending is that the plane surpasses 88 miles per hour and they travel back to the stone age. What? Prove that didn’t happen.
I’d rather see her in the classic Escalade pose. You know, the one where she’s in a bikini and three-inch heels with both hands on the hood and bent over at a 60 degree angle?
The only thing that would improve this poster is her handing a jumpsuit to Luke Wilson.
A.E. could have stood fro Anal is Easy
Alfred E. Newman isn’t allowed to fly!
Oh dear Lord…she has her red wings.
it’s so plane
I think it’s interesting that they framed it up to make it look like the plane was going down on her. Foreshadowing much?
HAHA, the college I dropped out of is advertising online courses on this site. Trailer Trish was right. I’ma never gonna amount to nothin’!
Something tells me that Amelia was more of a Bi-plane type of gal.
I guess big tittied white women really don’t have an ass unless they’re fat, do they?
You can’t let her fly the plane! She’s only pretending to be a man!!
I hate to break it to you, Vince, but all posters are lazy. Even that fucking motivational cat just hangs there all day doing nothing.
Eh oh, Vince, the kitty you drew on dat poster is da only chance we have of seeing pussy in this piece of shlock. OH! *coifs Andrew Dice Clay hair cut*
A&E is the channel this boring piece of shit should have been made for in the first place.
She was part of a two-person team that traveled around teaching people about vowels. Her partner disappeared over some unpaid debts halfway into their tour.
Do you think the vanners would let me in their club if I just drew a triangle on the back doors and labeled it Bermuda?
Technically it was a three-person team, Donk. Sometimes “Y” tagged along.
I almost forgot about him, boPa. Man, what an annoying little kid that was.
I’ve waited nine long years for a live action Titan A.E. Think they have the funds to bring back Ron Perlman AND Nathan Lane?
No, they spent it all on photoshop. Didn’t even get it through a torrent.
Im giving this poster a dismissive Swanking motion.