And now, some stories I didn’t feel like devoting an entire post to:

FIRST PICTURES of Dakota Fanning (with red eyes! ZOMGFART!) in Twilight Saga: New Moon.  She plays Jane, a member of the Volturi coven of vampires, who enforce vampire laws.  Law 1: Bros before hoes.  Law 2: No Fat Chicks.  Law 3: If this van’s a-rockin’… [Cinematical]

TRAILER FOR AGORA – Alejandro Amenábar’s sluts n’ sandals epic starring Rachel Weisz as Hypatia, a prominent Atheist who tries to resist the tide of fanaticism, Islam, and itchy toilet paper.  Okay, maybe not that last one, but seriously, what did they use to wipe their butts back then?  These are the things I wonder. [CHUD]

NEW RED-BAND CLIP from World’s Greatest Dad, starring Robin Williams, written and directed by Bobcat Goldthwait.  I kind of wish I hadn’t watched it because it’s just a compilation of really good lines, and I don’t want it to ruin the movie for me, which I plan to see and review (it’s currently on On Demand and playing in LA, SF, and NY) some time this week.  I plan to see a Robin Williams/Bobcat Goldthwait movie, you ask?  Yes.  It looks good.  People can be known for more than one thing in their life, you know.  I don’t know how many times I’ve said that to the judge and my neighbors. [Joblo]

BRUCE WILLIS LEFT OUT of Surrogates marketing campaign.  Some say it’s because they don’t think he can open a movie anymore.  Some say the studio’s just trying to sell the concept rather than the star for a change.  Some say the orientals are gonna take over the country unless we do something about it, but I think granddad’s just testing to see if anyone’s still paying attention. [MSNBC]

HERE’S A SCREENCAP of something.  I don’t remember where it came from.