Between sizzle reels, featurettes, and various trailer cuts, I know I’ve already posted a lot of Ong Bak 2 stuff, but if you don’t still drop everything at the chance to see Tony Jaa knee people in the face and backflip off elephant tusks, I’m not sure we can be friends. The film, supposedly sporting a tighter recut, will be premiering on On Demand September 25th and will get a limited theatrical run starting October 23rd.
Midway through filming, it was reported that Jaa, who handled directing duties for the first time in his career, had walked off the set in order to meditate in the jungle. When he refused to come back and finish the film, the financial backers kidnapped his favorite elephant, Xing-Xing, whom Jaa had been given the sacred duty to protect by the shaman of his village. “Now, let this rogue come to us,” said the studio head, stroking his pet iguana. And that’s when Tony Jaa rode in on a cheetah and kicked everyone in the face. His foes vanquished, Jaa turned to Xing-Xing and the cheetah. “Now, friends, let us rejoice,” Jaa said, smiling, and they danced to the music of their ancestors.*
*Second half of story recreated from imagination
Also available in HD at Apple.


Didn’t Bob Marley sing about this guy a lot?
Tony Jaa is German for “Tony, yeah.”
Jesus. Shouldn’t this be called Ong Back 2: The Kneeginning?
Its like if Mowgli from the Jungle Book grew up and took up Muay Thai kickboxing.
Banner pic: The Tusky-knee airman.
Ong Bak 2: Erectlic Boogaroo
That iguana vowed revenge, but 14 minutes later it forgot what it was mad about because it’s a fucking iguana.
I ordered the Ong Bak the other night. Jaa, it was good.
Ongback Mountain-Tony Jaa nails Jake Gylenhaal bareback on an elephant!
Tony Jaa walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder and says to the bartender “Give me a beer for me and a whiskey for Tiny here.”
The bartender complies, then asks Jaa why he named his lizard Tiny.
Jaa replies “Because he’s my newt.”
Ong Bak to the Future: That’s not an elephant, it’s a
SPACE STATION!MASTODON!Ong Bak 2 Tha Streets: Knee the Rec Center
Hanson will sing the theme song.
“Ong Bak, dop-a-doo-wop. Dooby-op-a-dop-doo-wop. Dop-a-doooooo”
Studio Head: Look, Tony. We’re having a hard time following the plot here. Could you explain what the movie is about?
*Tony knees him in the face*
Studio Head: Owww!! Tony what the fuck was that?!?
Interpreter: Sorry sir. Mr. Jaa was just explaining what the movie is about.
Studio Head is like road head, but with better lighting.
Ong Bak Cheetah > Kung Fu Panda.
“Ong Bak” is what it sounds like Michel Obama screams when you listen through the Obama’s bedroom door.
Tony was a man who’ll knee you in the face and backflip of an elephant tusk.
Tony left his home to live up in a jungle. People said “He’s fucking nuts”.
Ong Bak, Ong Bak, Ong Bak to where you once belonged…
Italic fail
Tony aint the only one that was given an elephant. My alcohol and drug abuse counselor always said I had an elephant in my living room.
To make sure his elephant doesn’t get sick, Tony Jaa got certified as a pachydermatologist.
New up.