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08.27.09 OH MY GOD IT’S A POINTLESS VIDEO!1!

(*rides by on Vespa scooter* Ooooooh snaaaaaaaaaap)

This video has been making its way around the internets, and why not? It is after all a meaningless cluster of images one of which is a sign that says “Cloverfield” for a split second. Haha, remember that? It was this movie every seemed to care about for a couple days. So, is this viral marketing for Cloverfield 2? Maybe. Or maybe it’s just an experiment. Like, if I wrote “Cloverfield” on the side of a pigeon and then filmed it while it walked around eating seeds and cleaning its feathers, how long would people watch? In related news, Sexman has changed his name to Cloverfieldman. You’ve done it again, Abrams.

14 Comments » TAGS: CLOVERFIELD, CLOVERFIELD 2, RUMORS, VIRALS, WHO CARES

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OH MY GOD IT’S A POINTLESS VIDEO!1!

August 27th, 2009 at 9:22 am

RoboPanda says:

Anybody else notice that the “monster” is a clip of a dog sticking it’s tounge out, edited to blur and overexpose the clip?

August 27th, 2009 at 9:24 am

RoboPanda says:

Hang on, I think it’s a dog hand puppet actually. Even awesomer.

August 27th, 2009 at 9:25 am

spazmodic says:

Scarier than the “House of the Devil” trailer, that’s for sure!

August 27th, 2009 at 9:26 am

Fek'lhr says:

Heeeeeeeeey…this isn’t the Ferengi Fireman video He sent Lince!

August 27th, 2009 at 9:26 am

Stone Soup says:

everyONE

August 27th, 2009 at 9:27 am

Stone Soup says:

Given the teeth, Cloverfield Man seems more appropriate.

August 27th, 2009 at 9:31 am

Fek'lhr says:

Heads up, He is feeling bipolar today. Could be fun! (But probably not.)

August 27th, 2009 at 9:34 am

Donkey Hodey says:

Tits or GTFO.

August 27th, 2009 at 9:41 am

Eibmoz says:

The question is, Fek, which one of you is feeling bipolar. It makes all the difference.

August 27th, 2009 at 9:41 am

Erswi says:

I haven’t seen Sexman around in a bit. Has he grown up, gotten married and become Bitter and Resentful Mastrubation Man?

August 27th, 2009 at 9:51 am

Donkey Hodey says:

Is this video supposed to make me believe that there are Japanese tourists who own a camcorder without image stabilization?

I call bullshit.

August 27th, 2009 at 10:09 am

JessicaD says:

Actually it looks like some sort of bug thing. I call a fanshit vid.

August 27th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

WTF is this says:

F this! I am not getting excited over anything Cloverfield anymore. If a dude rapes me once I’m not going to let him back in the house a second time.

August 27th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Hairy Nutsack says:

The dinosaur fountain is in Santa Monica, so maybe they’ll tear up the West Coast this time, hopefully take out all the slums so white people can move back.