Comments on: NEVERENDING STORY VAN PEOPLE ARE STILL MAD

By: Jack Burton

Jack Burton — Thu, 19 May 2011 20:21:35 +0000

1. Sometimes if you respond to a joke as though it’s serious, you MAKE it serious. And you make YOURSELF a joke.

2. Rape Van owners clearly do not believe in spelling or punctuation. This clearly indicates a criminal proclivity toward rapey-ness.

3. You painted up a conversion van with a “Neverending Story” theme, and picked “HEAVAN” for your license plate. So, you’re saying you did NOT expect a few jokes?

Also, “HEAVAN” is not only a lame pun, it’s also a very rapey.

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:01:08 +0000

Has anyone on this blog ever even seen a chicken?

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 22:10:24 +0000

*joins in with Burnsy*
CHAW-CHEE, CHAW-CHEE, CHAW-CHEE, CHAW-CHEE!

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 10:01:42 +0000

Rooster is a chicken. CACACAW! CACACAW!

By: MeatyOkra

MeatyOkra — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:04:54 +0000

Dunha-Dunha-Dunha-Dunha RAPE-MAN.

By: Moose

Moose — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:01:52 +0000

Story is the Rape-Man in the Rape-Van.

By: MeatyOkra

MeatyOkra — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 03:53:18 +0000

Or would he be Vanny (with the rape part being implied by the aforementioned van)?

By: MeatyOkra

MeatyOkra — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 03:47:10 +0000

If Story was a Smurf, would he be Rapie?

By: The Brandy Alexander

The Brandy Alexander — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:13:02 +0000

The Goonies van lures children in with Rocky Road and sweet homemade gadgets.

By: Guy Who Looks Like a Ðűrş+

Guy Who Looks Like a Ðűrş+ — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:19:34 +0000

My life and van could be in jepordy.

“I’ll take ‘Child Molesters And Their Queer-Ass Hobbies’ for $100, thanks Alex.”