
Below you can watch the first full-length trailer for Heath Ledger’s last film, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus. Be it 12 Monkeys or Fear and Loathing, I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for Terry Gilliam. But even Gilliam might have outdone himself in whacked out story this time, with three different actors (Johnny Depp, Jude Law, Colin Farrell) taking over for Heath Ledger after his date with the giant pile of sleeping pills in the sky. Official synopsis:
Many centuries ago, Dr. Parnassus [Christopher Plummer] won immortality in a bet that found the malevolent Mr. Nick coming up short. While few would be foolish enough to try their luck against the powers of darkness a second time, Dr. Parnassus did precisely that — this time trading his mortality for youth on the understanding that his firstborn would become the property of Mr. Nick [Tom Waits] when the child reaches his or her 16th birthday. Flash-forward to the present day, and Dr. Parnassus’ daughter, Valentina, is about to celebrate her sweet sixteen. Dr. Parnassus is desperate to save his little girl from her fiery fate, and when Mr. Nick arrives to collect, the good doctor presents the Prince of Darkness with a wager too enticing to refuse: Dr. Parnassus and Mr. Nick will each compete to seduce five souls, with possession of Valentina going to whomever manages to complete the task first. [Yahoo UK via QuietEarth]
In related news, R. Kelly wants to know where he can get a piece of this immortality-in-exchange-for-a-16-year-old-you-love deal. “I get immortality and replace a girlfriend once she gets too old? What’s the catch!”
Also, if R. Kelly made a deal with the devil, would the contract be signed in blood or urine? Discuss.



FAUST!
Jesus, I’ve waited an eternity to use that joke; thanks Vince.
The Mighty Feklahr could arrange it that R Kelley would have BLOOD in his urine stream at the time of signing. Thoughts?
So is there an age limit on these souls or can Dr. Parnassus just walk into an orphanage with some candy and call it a win?
Heath Ledger or Johnny Depp..or better both at the same time could take my soul. I wouldn’t mind.
In other news, Jessica needs some alone time after seeing this. Carry on.
I assume all those compliments it gives me at the end are trying to sweeten me up. Naughty movie, yes, I’ll see you. Tee hee blush.
The moon-faced 6 ft, Lily Cole plays the 16year old? You’ve Goethe to be kidding me.
What can trading his mortality for youth do that a van and candy can’t?
*moon-faced, 6 ft
New up.
I would take that trade but the jokes on them cause my first born is in an abortion clinic dumpster in Old Mexico.
Michelle, just look at the nose on that mask they are wearing. Naugthy indeed.
I saw this at comic con along with terry gilliam, i think it looks really good.
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Am i the only one who still masturbates frequently to “Tideland”?