08.12.09 MISCHA BARTON WILL SHOYNE YA BOOTS, GUV
This is a clip from St. Trinian’s School for Girls, opening in select theaters October 2nd, in which Mischa Barton plays P.R. Guru J.J. French, “a PR consultant who sets out to coach the current students in the ways of creating and maintaining celebrity status.” Meanwhile, I could think while watching this was:
Gee, Pa, I cain’t see too good, is that the queen of England over tharrr?
UPDATE: Yeah, so apparently Mischa Barton was actually born in England and moved to the U.S. when she was five. But if that’s an English accent, I’m bob’s your uncle’s bobby lorrie lift, eh blokes?
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MISCHA BARTON WILL SHOYNE YA BOOTS, GUV
They’re gonna start fucking soon, right?
For midwestern audiences, her name will be changed to J.J. Freedom.
/Serious
The irony is that Mischa is actually English
/Not Serious
A “JJ French” is when you kiss a girl and then yell out “Dynomite!!”
Is “public relations” the new shit job of choice for Hollywood to pretend is glamourous? Time for female journalism students everywhere to change their majors.
JJ French is a Twisted Sister.
J.J. is as dumb a girl’s name as Ashley.
It’s too bad that Mischa didn’t inherit her mom Dolly’s giant cans.
J.J. French does anything S.S. German tells her to.
JJ French tends to be snooty and never shaves her armpits.
JJ Italian wears red and white horizontal striped shirts, rides a Vespa and always carries around baguettes
JJ African suffers from gout, is covered in flies, open sours and has elongated earlobes caused by her enormous earrings.
J.J. Dutch always pays for her half of dinner.
VaJJ French always forgets to wear panties.
JJ Mexican is great at gardening, picking oranges and usually hangs out in front of Home Depot waiting for work.
Wouldnt that be HeyHey, Smoke?
JJ Iraqi gets profiled by JJ American every time she tries to board a plane.
P.R. Guru as useful as walking stick: benefits severely limited for people with normal sight.
JJ American is fat, lazy, complains about JJ Mexican taking jobs he’d never do, and watched GI Joe like 3 times this weekend.
J.J. Canada is pretty much like J.J. America, but her loose change is worthless.
JJ Thai is really into nylons and ropes.
JJ Jamaican loves to smoke fat jays
J.J. Polish is sick of you defreming her relatives’ charachters.
JJ Reddick and JJ Abrams DP’ed JJ French while Double J Jeff Jarrett taped it on his JVC
JJ German likes to stay at the YMCA in New York instead of getting a hotel. He also likes to lecture about the superiority of Europeans over “das stupid Americans.”
J.J. Finnish is done.
JJ Hardy wishes he was good enough at baseball to make it into SmokeEm’s post.
If JJ French can’t make you into a star, she surrenders.
@ Oski
JJ Fad gives JJ Hardy an understanding hug.
JJ French has a feather in her cap.
A JJ French, aka French Jerk Job, is when the girl or guy surrenders before getting you off.
Hall Monitor: Hey stop! What’s with that feather you’re carrying?
Donk: Oh, nothing. It’s just my J.J. French tickler.
JJ French Stewart can’t stop squinting.
JJ Fad is supersonic.
I’d love a BJJ.
J.J. French’s mustard is delicious.
If you fall in love with her you have JJ French Connection
Her Jewish little brother is JJ Mensch
In an emotional scene in the movie, J.J. French draws a line in the sand and dares somebody to cross it to attack her. The German girl gets up from her desk, promptly walks around the line and puts her in a 4 1/2-year headlock.
Who wants to french JJ?
I have the feeling this movie will end up in the $3 DVD bin at JJ Newberry’s.
A JJ French Kiss feels like a marginally amusing romantic comedy with Kevin Kline and Meg Ryan
Has an article on FilmDrunk ever actually been talked about?
JJ Abrams rolled into JJ France and defeated the JJ Germans.
Who shot JJR?
N’up.
JJ French carries a Louis Vuitton baguette.
This movie is from 2007 and I’ve had the Blu-Ray rip for a year. I’ll be rushing out to see in this in the theater.
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