08.03.09 MICHEL GONDRY PAINTED ME A TRANNY
The short version of this story is that I paid Eternal Sunshine/Green Hornet director Michel Gondry to draw me a tranny. AND DRAW ME A TRANNY HE DID.
The slightly more detailed version is that back in April, Gondry was offering a promotion through his website, where for $19.95 plus shipping, he would draw your portrait based on a picture provided via email. So like any rational person would, I paid him the 20 bucks and sent in this picture I found of a naked she-male with a bottle of Hennessy in his butt (only I sent the uncensored version). Then today I received this fetching water color, hand signed by the artist himself. And you can tell it’s an authentic original, because there’s even paint on the reverse side. I’m a little sad that Gondry didn’t paint the tranny penis, but I can hardly argue with someone who so beautifully captures the essence of his subject.
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MICHEL GONDRY PAINTED ME A TRANNY
I want that tattoo’d on my back.
That tranny looks a lot like Kate Hudson. Even in the face.
“…a naked she-male with a bottle of Hennessy stuck up his ass…”
Hennessy tastes like shit anyway.
That looks like the illustration for a childrens book written by Brett Ratner.
That picture is worth more than $20.
Say, a Hennessy butt plug?
That wasn’t paint on the opposite side Vince…that was splooge.
He didn’t use a water insoluble pen. That’s what’s wrong with all this.
Awesome.
I asked Michel Gondry to color me a tranny.
He just said “Ok, you’re a tranny.”
Is that a thumbnail of Michel Gondry taking the picture of the Henny Tranny?
Is it just me, or does that painting look like Ricky Gervais?
When did Barbara Streisand have all that work done? She looks dashing!
And they say Transexual buttplug dreams don’t come true…
Picasso doesn’t get it.
That Tranny doesn’t know it, but he’s about to get the lead in Hello Dali.
I love how Mr. Gondry made the tranny’s torso the Hennessy bottle. It’s as if, when the tranny put the bottle up his ass, not only did the bottle enter the tranny, but he became the bottle and in that moment the tranny and the bottle fuse together to become one. That’s art in it’s purest form.
*wipes solitary tear*
Lince, you are His hero.
(btw, you could seriously sell that painting for like 10gs in Iowa City. Think about it!)
That Gondry painting is what I see in every Rorschach ink blot.
I like how he signs his year of birth as well. It’s just a reminder that you paid 20 bucks to have a 46 year old man paint a tranny.
I dub this painting the Man-a Lisa.
Query: (teehee) Is the ‘1963′ under Gondry’s name his birthdate, or the title?
Ah, DOB. :(
I’m totally thrown, man! I thought that bottle was hanging from his dong, not up his ass. The picture is strangely less disturbing to me now.
That picture is the best work Macaulay Culkin has been involved with in some time.
He looks like Dee Snider…
We are gonna take it! Yes, we are gonna take it! We are gonna take it…up the aaaaaaass!
Madonna received exactly the same painting back even though she sent Michel Gondry a completely different picture. She sent him a photo of French rugby player Sébastien Chabal.
[gazes at pic]
Now I see the dream that Eddie Murphy and Hugh Grant were chasing.
[swoon]
My mistake, it was one of Madonna herself.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/rugby_union/article326083.ece
Liquor in the rear, poker in the…uh…
Gondry’s wife: Mikey, what are you doing?
Gondry: Painting a tranny!
Gondry’s wife: Again? Well, just be sure to charge her this time. I don’t care if she is Tara Reid, she needs to pay like everyone else.
MICHEL GONDRY PAINTED ME A TRANNY
Original headline: MICHEL GONDRY PAINTED ME, A TRANNY!
Vince I think I fucking love you right now.
He painted me too, and made me look like Elvis. And I’m a girl. I want my money back.
was it the obama edition hennesy bottle?
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