MEGAN FOX NUDE QUESTION MARK??????
08.12.09
(Een Soviet Russia, Megan Fox head cock YOU.)
This rumor sounds rather specious, but since reporting it gives me license to pepper my post with “MEGAN 
FOX NUDE” and MEGAN FOX NAKED,” as Judge Judy might say, “I’ll allow it.” From WeAreMovieGeeks:
This morning we posted the ‘Jennifer’s Body’ review sent in to us from a reader so we now know that there is NO NUDE scene in the film. Well I jumped back into my inbox and I received an email from an “insider” stating this:
“If they want to see Megan Fox naked, just wait til Jonah Hex.”
Although I can not reveal the identity of this “insider” I can tell you that this person has been right about everything they have sent me in the past.
Megan Fox plays “Leila the gun-wielding prostitute” in Jonah Hex, and if I know a thing about gun-wielding prostitutes and I think I do, they’re rarely bashful. As for whether it’d be a good career move, hard to say. On one hand, there’s nothing worse than the trend in Hollywood where the hot actresses refuse to do nude scenes until they’re 40 and desperately clinging to their sex appeal. Trust me, do it when you’re 25 and smoking hot, that way you can be remembered for when you were at your best, not as the desperate divorced cougar with the dangly labes. No one wants that on their epitaph, just ask your mom. On the other hand, no one’s more at risk of media oversaturation than Megan Fox, and I gotta think one of the few things keeping people from getting tired of her is the mystery of whether we’ll ever get to see her naked. Er, I mean, whether we’ll ever get to see MEGAN FOX NAKED or PICTURES OF MEGAN FOX NUDE. But hey, what do I know, I’m just a guy who likes to choke himself while he masturbates.
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No nude scene in “Jennifer’s Body”. Guess Diablo Cody was more interested in Jennifer’s Mind.
I want Megan Fox to choke me while I masturbate.
Gun wielding prostitute eh?
I guess Megan can take all that experience of sucking in previous films and put it to good use.
The Fox will emerge when the hounds stop sniffing around the hole.
I can’t wait until the scene in question leaks online so I still won’t have to watch this shitty movie.
If there’s any reason in particular that I’m having to go through the Elsewher On Network links from Turden or WithoutLaughter to get to the current post I’d appreciate knowing what it is. Everytime I try to load the page directly I keep getting hit in the face with Channum’s swingin junk.
Not that I’m complainin.
I can see why she’s holding out, to be honest. All of the “Will she go nude!?” speculation is kind of the only interesting thing about her.
… What? I’m a girl. I’m not swayed by boobs.
I think she took one of the smarter routes in Hollywood. She started off at the lowest of lows by banging Brian Austin Green. After that, you have nowhere to go but up. So no matter how lame a movie she does or how dumbfuck a tattoo she gets, it’s better than banging Brian Austin Green.
Stupid? Stupid like a Fox.
You’re swayed by boobs if they’re big enough and you take em out jogging.
If it’s a female celebrity, we get a nude question mark. If it’s a male celebrity, we get a dangling participle.
“Dancing with his dick out, the club patron ogled Channing Tatum”
The near future….
Oski sits at his cluttered desk. He hasn’t showered or shaved in days but could not care less. Like a shark, he is laser focused purely on satisfying his primal desire. He continuously hits refresh on upcomingnudescenes.net and other celeb nudity forums. He knows somebody will have a butt cam recording of Megan Fox’s nude scene from an early screening. It’s only a matter of time and time he gladly sacrifices. His frustration manifests in grunts and growls at the lack of updates. They are the only sound to occasionally pierce through the hum of his computer’s fan. The empty bags of chips and soda cans are evidence of his only sustenance. His body craves something more nutritious, but his perverted mind denies it. The numbness in his hind quarters is spreading. Spreading to his knees, his ankles, down the very tips of his toes. Could he even walk away if he wanted to? Somewhere deep inside his knows this is madness. Deeper still he does not care. Soon she will come, and when she does, so will he.
I would still rather watch Channings swinging dick then G.I JOE
Damn that was deep Oski
Swi – that happened to me earlier, too. Gremlins.
I wrote that months ago, I just swapped out Jessica Biel for Megan Fox.
You were swayed by your huge boobs while jogging? What’s that got to do with gremlins?
Also can I get video of that?
Gremlins like to sabotage things, right? Maybe they’re booby-trapping sports bras.
Haha, puns.
as Judge Judy might say, “I’ll allow it.
Mills lane just snapped his finger in a circle, waggled his head from side-to-side and said “Oh no you just di’nt!”
Yeah! Booty trap. Das what I said!
Gun wielding prostitute?
Hooters, cooters and shooters, OH MY!
I’m just gonna say it already. I’m tired of this broad.
“… What? I’m a girl. I’m not swayed by boobs.”
So then why do you call yourself Patty Boo…
Oh, it’s Boots, sorry.
Swi-He applauds your jogging effort. QAPLAH!
Vodka, I’ll be tired of this broad when my dick falls off . . . in her snatch.
Who’s Megan Fox?
Either way the only way Erswi snaps his dick off in her pooter pie is if he clown rapes her while on a pound and a half of viagra.
So typically ignorant of all of you! Do you know how hard it is to be a gun-wielding prostitute?! :(