MADONNA WILL TAKE YOUR TEARS, GYPSY
08.27.09The internet is all abuzz today about Madonna getting booed in Romania (where the “Borat’s village” scenes were filmed) supposedly for defending gypsies. Yes, the same gypsies who stole Borat’s wife plow and touch his horse in very bad way. Video is above, here’s what she said:
Does anyone know what layla palatootay means? Yes? Yes. Yes? Yes. Yes? It’s Romany, for “the madness of love.” Yes. Because what other kind of love is there? But mad love. Right? Now, I’ve been paying attention to news reports and… it’s been brought to my attention that there’s a lot of discrimination against Romanies, and gypsies in general in Eastern Europe. And that makes me feel very sad. Because we don’t believe in discrimination against anyone. We believe in freedom and equal rights for everyone. Right? Gypsies, homosexuals, people who are different – everyone is equal, and should be treated with respect. Okay? Let’s not forget that.
Despite what you may read on these other fly-by-night websites (like, say, uh… the Associated Press…), I don’t think it’s quite as simple as people booing her (and it doesn’t sound like too many actually booed her in the video) because of their Borat-like Gypsy hate. For instance, maybe they booed her because she talks to them like kindergartners. “And eating paste is very bad, right class? Yes? Yes? Jimmy, what did we say about waving our penises in class?” Or maybe they booed her because they weren’t sure if she was smart enough to know the difference between Romany (aka gypsy, a nomadic group thought to originate from the Indian subcontinent) and Romanian, and it seemed like a misguided attempt at pandering that ended with her calling everyone in the audience gypsies. Or maybe they weren’t booing her at all, but rather saying “boo-urns”. In any case, I think it’s safe to say that Madonna is a condescending bitch.
[video via Poopeater]

Go figure, a woman who steals children telling people to lay off the Gypsies…
Does anyone know what layla palatootay means?
It means Joaquin Phoenix is still writing rap songs?
I was saying Boo-urns.
It means that chick you brought home from the bar sharted on the couch?
Layla Palatootay is, of course, what George Lucas calls his prostitutes.
False, layla palatootay was actually Jodie Foster’s character in Nell.
Palatootay sounds way too much like a Billy Madison quote.
Don’t get me wrong, I could listen to Madonna’s experimental warbling all afternoon but she best not come to Cedar City and try to educate us about our thieving Sons of Ham problem. We’re a little sensitive.
she should go to Africa as a missionary and convert the godless heathens. Maybe some savage will eat her
Were we treated with respect when Swept Away was released? I think not.
I think they booed her because she gyp’d them into buying tickets to her show.
Layla Palatootay, you got me on my knees.
Who the hell starts speeches by defining a word or phrase anyway? They taught me that was hack bullshit in seventh grade.
Layla Palatootay? That was the name of the international medical intern that was finger deep in His ass at the hospital Tuesday! DOR SHO GHA! HE WAS MOLESTED BY A FUCKING TERRORIST!
Oh, and I had this fucked up fucking dream about Butthead finding his dreamgirl and losing his virginity. In an empty cargo plane. Then playing a dog for a dom game of “Fetch the Dirty Socks”. Huh-uh-huh…it ruled…
DOR SHO GHA! HE WAS MOLESTED BY A FUCKING TERRORIST!
All 100% true. (Well, except the terrorist doctor’s name, who the fuck can remember mid-east mumbo jumbo anyway?)
Romania is the land of vampires. Maybe they were booing her in hopes of scaring her off before she could feed on any of them.
The good news was she finally jarred that vibrating egg loose!
Donk, did you even fucking read that before hitting submit? I mean, I never do, but you actually win COTW.
Fek, reading is for pussies.
He was so bad the crowd was still booing him when we came on.
/Spinal Tap lines are like old friends. Better than friends in that they don’t bust your balls for the money you owe them.
After the concert, they collected 25 tons of garbage.
Madonna and her staff are quite sure that the crowd wasn’t booing, they were saying “Please, bless us by sharing more of your intellectual nuggets of enlightenment, you sexually desirable woman of the arts.”
But Madonna knows that they are not ready for the full revelations of her teachings, enlightening the unwashed masses must be done gradually….and in concert for the equivalent of 350 dollars per ticket.