Comments on: THE ‘LEGION’ TRAILER BROKE MY INSIDES http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/legion-looks-badass FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:54:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: cromags http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/legion-looks-badass#comment-213235 cromags Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:29:12 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16880#comment-213235 Not to be an asshole, but I thought when Christ comes back he's not an infant god but a full grown god... Not to be an asshole, but I thought when Christ comes back he’s not an infant god but a full grown god…

]]> By: blueBalls http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/legion-looks-badass#comment-212833 blueBalls Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:02:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16880#comment-212833 I know Jesus and an Angel. They work for the landscaping crew that does our building. I know Jesus and an Angel. They work for the landscaping crew that does our building.

]]> By: Anarki http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/legion-looks-badass#comment-212759 Anarki Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:41:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16880#comment-212759 Is this different from Dogma somehow? Is this different from Dogma somehow?

]]> By: LordZnot http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/legion-looks-badass#comment-212673 LordZnot Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:22:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16880#comment-212673 A list of all of Dennis Quaid's Gem's in the last 5 years: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Horsemen (2009) .... Aidan Breslin The Express (2008) .... Ben Schwartzwalder Vantage Point (2008) .... Thomas Barnes Smart People (2008) .... Lawrence Wetherhold American Dreamz (2006) .... President Joseph Staton Yours, Mine and Ours (2005) .... Frank Beardsley Flight of the Phoenix (2004) .... Frank Towns In Good Company (2004) .... Dan The Day After Tomorrow (2004) .... Jack Hall The Alamo (2004) .... Sam Houston A list of all of Dennis Quaid’s Gem’s in the last 5 years:

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
Horsemen (2009) …. Aidan Breslin
The Express (2008) …. Ben Schwartzwalder
Vantage Point (2008) …. Thomas Barnes
Smart People (2008) …. Lawrence Wetherhold
American Dreamz (2006) …. President Joseph Staton
Yours, Mine and Ours (2005) …. Frank Beardsley
Flight of the Phoenix (2004) …. Frank Towns
In Good Company (2004) …. Dan
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) …. Jack Hall
The Alamo (2004) …. Sam Houston

]]> By: Eibmoz http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/legion-looks-badass#comment-212552 Eibmoz Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:28:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16880#comment-212552 Paul Bettany can guard my womb anytime. And by guard I mean with his penis. Paul Bettany can guard my womb anytime. And by guard I mean with his penis.

]]> By: Mr. Falcon http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/legion-looks-badass#comment-212549 Mr. Falcon Thu, 13 Aug 2009 07:35:21 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16880#comment-212549 Sure it has Dennis Quaid, but at least it looks like they had the forethought to explode him from the inside out for us, the paying audience. Sure it has Dennis Quaid, but at least it looks like they had the forethought to explode him from the inside out for us, the paying audience.

]]> By: Dr. Kronner http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/legion-looks-badass#comment-212515 Dr. Kronner Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:55:04 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16880#comment-212515 Half way though the movie Quaid will be shrunken and injected into her belly so can talk to fetus Jesus who will be played by Martin Short. Half way though the movie Quaid will be shrunken and injected into her belly so can talk to fetus Jesus who will be played by Martin Short.

]]> By: spazmodic http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/legion-looks-badass#comment-212512 spazmodic Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:26:08 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16880#comment-212512 I've seen this movie. Turns out the "apocolypse" is just an outbreak of Legionnaires' disease, and "Christ" is a bottle of hospital-grade disinfectant. Anti-climax central. I’ve seen this movie. Turns out the “apocolypse” is just an outbreak of Legionnaires’ disease, and “Christ” is a bottle of hospital-grade disinfectant.

Anti-climax central.

]]> By: Confucius http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/legion-looks-badass#comment-212510 Confucius Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:22:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16880#comment-212510 God with no faith in humanity like baker with no faith in flour. You don't like cake? Work lumps out of batter better next time! God with no faith in humanity like baker with no faith in flour. You don’t like cake? Work lumps out of batter better next time!

]]> By: Vodka http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/legion-looks-badass#comment-212509 Vodka Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:16:20 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=16880#comment-212509 At first glance I thought it said <i>Lesion</i> and figured it was a sequel to <i>Philadelphia</i>. At first glance I thought it said Lesion and figured it was a sequel to Philadelphia.

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