Comments on: JOHN C. REILLY IS A VAMPIRE NOW TOO

By: TengoDooter

TengoDooter — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:48:26 +0000

“That’s True, Blood.”

I do love it when Chino gets all ghetto.

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:01:42 +0000

I’ve crossed oceans of carnie-town lot to be with you.

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:01:00 +0000

hee hee ‘full body wiggle’
hee funny
sigh
OMG BRIAN REGAN!

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:00:05 +0000

Vampire Dance Off Vampire Dance Off

I call this one the ‘Blood Drive’
*full body wiggle*

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:56:05 +0000

I wonder if that Vampire can toast an english muffin worth a shit… [wonders]

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:52:50 +0000

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By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:43:30 +0000

Being a vampire’s assistant is very draining.

Yo, P. I only made that lame comment to save you from the durst. Cuz I’m nice like that.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:49:03 +0000

Darren is going to be an awful vampire. In my experience, 16 yr old boys spend a lot of time in the mirror

But he…he’s a vampire, Chino.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:44:44 +0000

[vampire to his assistant]

Ummm, yeah, get me a pumpkin spice mocha frap with a bottled water. Oh, I need some sunblock in the highest SPF known to man. And stop by Subway and get me a 6 inch club with NO ONIONS! I almost died last time thanks to your incompetence. Oh, and hold my calls the rest of the afternoon but if my Mom calls tell her I’m asleep in my coffin and she can just float me a text. Thanks!

By: JohnnyAwesome

JohnnyAwesome — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:42:33 +0000

A vampire that doesn’t kill people, sucks MEN’S blood, and has to learn fighting skills?

This liberal ninja movement has gone too far.