MERYL STREEP IS A SLUT. BONG.
08.07.09From Nancy Meyers, the director of Something’s Gotta Give and What Women Want comes Old People F*cking Part 3, aka It’s Complicated. I hope it lives up to its name better than Denise Richards’ reality show, because in Denise Richards’ world, “complicated” seems to mean “hanging out on the f*cking beach drinking wine” a lot. It must be rough being a hobo with money. Where was I? Oh right, the movie. See, Meryl Streep was married to Alec Baldwin, who left her for a hot 20-something. But now they’re having an affair, even though she’s his ex-wife, even though her architect Steve Martin also wants a piece, and yeah, mom, this looks totally hilarious and realistic too.
[Also available in HD at Apple]

Architects pull down the finest tail.
I bought one of Meryl Streep’s credit card receipts on ebay. With her signature on it!
*rubs receipt on bare chest seductively*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Man that trailer is hot… oh no that’s just the menopause
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I pray that this movie is about ED.
“Bong” with a full stop, DNA? Does He interpret that as the “barely audible, dismissive, and apathetic” BONG!!!!!!!?
Second THAT!
* points at Stone Soup’s crotch
Sex, Lies, and lots of Lube.
AAA members get a discount on tickets to this.
Pauly, so do AARP members.
Meryl Streep once broke her leg so horrifically that the particular fracture she had is now known as a “Streep”.
That’s why Johnny’s sensei told him to Streep the leg.
Tickets will be cheap anyway. All showings will be matinees as the target audience goes to bed at 4:00.
Jesus, Jack, did you pull a muscle coming up with that pun?
I can’t watch the trailer (I’m posting via blackberry if you geniuses haven’t guessed), but I bet Pauly’s day laborer salary that Steve Martin’s character drives a convertible.
Yay! I’ve been waiting for another good-natured mainstream comedy about upwardly mobile white families that live in spotless mansions, have immaculate gardens and yet no Mexican servants in sight. Its utopia!
Nice fantasy world Hollywood.
No one listens to Crosby, Stills, and Nash anymore.
“It’s Complicated” is my relationship status on Facebook. Just so people don’t think I masturbate all day.
How many of these old people f*cking movies are they going to make.