Ball-rattling action flick The Hurt Locker is easily the best movie I’ve seen this year and has damn near universal appeal. So why the hell is it still playing to 535 theaters seven weeks after its release while G.I. Joe opens in 4,007? Don’t answer that smartass, just share my righteous indignance. Anyway, the good news is, Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow and writer Mark Boal and teaming up again, for a film called Triple Frontier, from Dark Knight producer Charles Roven.
Boal’s writing the script, set in the notorious border zone between Paraguay, Argentina and Brazil where the Igazu and Parana rivers converge — making “la triple frontera” difficult to monitor and a haven for organized crime. [Variety]
The guy who was embedded with an Iraqi bomb squad is doing a South American organized crime movie? Color me giant boner-having. Also, are you guys thinking what I’m thinking? That’s right, DANNY TREJO.
Deedju mees me, putos? (*shotgun blast*)
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as long as george lopez is asked to stay away from the set…
“Ok, our movie ‘The Hurt Locker’ is awesome, but that G.I. Joe piece of shit is still going to make ten times our gross. What do we do? What do they have that we don’t? What can we add from G.I. Joe without selling out and killing the message?”
*Production assistant meekly raises hand*
“Ummm… more berets, sir?”
Between Donkey and I avi’s the explosions would look more intense…
So why the hell is it still playing to 535 theaters seven weeks after its release while G.I. Joe opens in 4,007?
You coasties may have a majority of the nation’s population, but we have all the movie screens.
‘Triple Frontier’ sounds like a movie about Davy Crockett played by JCVD.
As intense as The Hurt Locker is, the further i got through it, the more i was bugged that something was missing from it, denying it true greatness. Maybe dinosaurs?
Why? Have you seen the ad for it? Terrible trailer. At 25 meters I stopped giving a fuck.
[<=== Is really iching for a free night to go see it]
I think “Bomb Squad” would be a good name for a movie review show. Or blog…
*closes world of warcraft window* How about a plot where Lara Croft has to find the Hurt Locker before GI Joe does, Danny Trejo can ride a velociraptor…*takes bite of string cheese* how about that!?
The Fox Studio’s board is also known as a bomb squad.
Triple Frontier? I don’t hardly kno…
[IED explodes next to Crappy, he gets blown into a UPS van and shipped to Akron, Ohio]
A Triple Frontier is when three men touch the tips of their dicks together.
I’ve seen their women, triple backtier too.
Color me giant boner-having
What’s the color for pinky dicked lying Dago, anyways?
Paraguay,
[points at Donk and J]
hehe.
What’s the color for pinky dicked lying Dago, anyways?
I don’t know specifically what it’s called, but it’s in the orange family.
*points back at Crappy*
Uruguay.
[points to Token Black Guy]
Niger
<== Watched Gran Torino, feeling all Walterish
[points to Michelle]
Cunt
Wait, I think I’m doing this wrong.
*Points to trishalinedm & her mother*
Wales
Yes.
Vodka, you take back what you said about Michelle or I’m gonna shoot you. Or maybe have you on the rocks.
*points to third world country*
Po’Land
I will SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY! Good day sir, I SAID GOOD DAY!!
*points to Iceland*
Chile
*sigh
I guess I’m doing this wrong.
New Up!
*gestures at the ladies, points to own penis*
uranus?
*points to self*
argentino
no points for that
I´ve been to the triple frontier, nice place, you can buy a five year old for a few bucks, if thats your thing. I´m more into monkeys.