This video is 36 seconds of dark-as-hell-ness. It’s currently entered in the Fantastic Fest 2009 competition by Nova Scotian Jason Eisener. He’s the same guy who worked on the “Hobo with a Shotgun” [probably NSFW] trailer that screened during some showings of Grindhouse, mostly in Canada. Instead of using this as an opportunity to take cheap shots at Canada, I am instead going to congratulate them on having theaters and electricity and health coverage. Well done. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to read the instructions on this do-it-yourself angioplasty kit.
~ robopanda [Thanks to Teengoat for the link.]
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Number Two Heaven is where disappearing poops go.
Number to heaven usually cost $5.99 for first minute and $2 per minute after.
Nova Scotia roughly translates to “Don’t go to Scotia”
Canada’s favorite beverage is a brown soft drink called Mountie Doo.
“Dark-as-hell”?
You’d think hell would be rather bright, what with all the fire everywhere.
The cinder block – finishing what the coat hanger started.
Ah yes, the 58th trimester option not yet available to Americans. I’m looking forward to being Canadadian again one day (when I need a kidney).
“Hobo with a Shotgun” sounds like a guess in a real-life game of Clue.
Have you ever been to Nova Scrotia?
*points to crotch, winks*
Yes Pauly, I didn’t much care for the crabs tyvm.
Someone filmed Fek’hrs last date?
No Elb, the title is “The Number to Heaven” not “The Number to HeaVan”.
holy shit balls that was amazing.