GENTLEMEN, START YOUR BRONCOS
08.14.09Here’s the first trailer and poster for Gentlemen Broncos, which has already released some decent viral videos with Jemaine Clement (from Flight of the Conchords). Via ONTD:
Benjamin [Michael Angarano], home-schooled by his eccentric mother [Jennifer Coolidge, AKA Stifler's mom], is a lovable loner whose passion for writing leads him on an offbeat and hilarious journey as his story gets ripped off by the legendary novelist Ronald Chevalier [Jemaine Clement] and then is adapted into a disastrous movie by the small town’s most prolific homespun filmmaker [Sam Rockwell].
I’m torn (like your sister’s hymen). I like most of the actors, and the videos so far have been pretty good. On the other hand, this is directed/co-written by the same guy who did Napoleon Dynamite, which was more white than Pat Boone riding a polar bear through the set of “2001: A Space Odyssey”.
~ robopanda
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It Was More White Than Your Mom’s hands when she tried to make some homemade bread and spilled some flour on the counter and then got distracted because your Aunt Barb called so powder got all over her fingers
BURN!
/am i doing this right?
There goes the title for my rom-com about Sarah Jessica Parker looking for a nice guy.
Gentleman Broncos buy you dinner before bucking.
Nope, but you are doing it white.
Gentlemen Broncos always think about baseball so they last more than 8 seconds.
“GENTLEMEN, START YOUR BRONCOS” said OJ to AC.
Gentlemen broncos as you nicely to get off them before they start bucking.
Gentleman bronco always try to get you off.
Gentleman Bronson Pinchot’s don’t do the dance of joy on the first date.
Somehow gentlemen broncos always end up with nags.
Gentlemen Broncos completely understand that you have apprehension about going bareback, and they’re okay with it.
Gentlemen broncos will hold your ponytail while you vomit.
Gentleman Broncos don’t condone dog fighting, and are planning on sacking the shit out of Michael Vick if they play the Eagles.
Fun Fact: Bucking Broncos were cross pollinated with Ryan Gosling to produce Gentlemen Broncos. Gosling, of course, raised them to maturity.
“Bronco Genitals” is what they called me in grade school last week.
Gentlemen Broncos make great neighhhbors.
Gentileman broncos have no problem eating each other.
Shouldn’t Gentlemen Broncos be about a lovable loner with a passion for riding?
Gentlemen Broncos avert their eyes when Lady Godiva mounts them.
Gentleman Broncos respect that nay means nay.
Gentlemen Broncos think that Mr. Ed does too much talking and not enough listening.
Gentlemen Broncos respect the club’s judgement. And while they’re very similar to a van, they agree they shouldn’t be allowed Vannin’ Membership.
Gentleman Broncos don’t want to seem shallow, but think that’s a lovely saddle you’re wearing.
Gentlemen Arabians respect women.
(no they don’t)
Gentleman Tacos don’t give you diarrhea.
Nice MIZ, nice.
Gentlemen Bronco’s Trailer has a drawer he cleaned out just for you. Really, it’s the least he could do. Haha, more wine?
I’m sorry but this looks fucking brilliant.
A Gentleman Bronco’s mantra is “Mares first”.
Gentleman Bronco is the nickname of the guy who provided snacks and drinks for OJ during the chase.
PS: This movie will cause more hate towards hipsters than Juno.
Gentleman Broncos are always apologetic when they accidentally post a comment meant for another thread in the Comments of the Week.
Gentleman Broncos always say “Pardon Me” after helping to draw and quarter someone.
Gentleman broncos think it would behoove you to let them walk you to your car.
Gentleman broncos like the whites only… no yolks.
Nizzup to the wizzup.
Crappy: Excuse please Gentleman bronco, but did you know I can teach you to speak native American?
Gentleman bronco: Really? How.
The way he whispers “Forgive me” is the same way I do it before I start to bury hookers alive in my backyard.
isn’t this the exact same plot to “Big Fat Liar”?