08.24.09 GALIFIANAKIS WILL EAT YOU OUT FOR “DINNER”
(Daddy, why do they use communion wine to test the mattresses?)
Variety repots that Zach Galifianakis is in negotiations to join the cast of director Jay Roach’s upcoming comedy Dinner for Schmucks. The flick would team Galifianakis opposite Steve Carell, Paul Rudd and Lucy Punch. Per Variety:
Based on the 1998 French film written and directed by Francis Veber, “Schmucks” centers on the most pathetic guest to ever grace one man’s weekly dinner gathering. Galifianakis will play an assistant manager of a mattress store who is dating Carell’s ex-wife.
Hang on, did you just say “assistant manager of a mattress store”? Sweet, that’s exactly what the girl in my basement and I thought you said. Personally, I can’t think of a more simplistic-yet-effective character description than to say that someone is the assistant manager of a mattress store. You see, several years ago, when I arrived by ship to Los Angeles, I was excited at the possibilities of what lay before my fellow minorities and I. But what we eventually failed to receive in opportunity, the city of L.A. more than compensated for with it’s over saturation of mattress super stores and their advertisements. Seriously, after 8:00pm on Hollywood Boulevard, you can score a California King almost as easily as crack rock.
-Chodin
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GALIFIANAKIS WILL EAT YOU OUT FOR “DINNER”
So, he’ll eat out my box spring?
SPOILER ALERT: He gets fired for not laying down on the job.
Good thing my taint is made of memory foam.
My sleep number is 69.
I need a new matress too. The dick-hole I made in it is worn out.
When kids start jumping on the bed, Galifinakis starts getting felonious-assaulty!
My sleep number is 68 because I’ll fall asleep after my nut and owe you one.
Man who work at mattress store like lifelong bachelor. Spend whole life trying to talk women into bed.
Mattress salesman dream of nocturnal commission.
Mattress salesmen refer to the chub that hangs over their belts as their pillowtop.
He got his start working for the Sofa King, but they went out of business after a series of disastrous commercials in which they tried to brand their furniture as “more than just cheap, it’s Sofa King Cheap”.
Mafia Gary introduced his bed to the mob and had it made.
Weeeeeaaaaak!
Take two:
Mafia Gary’s bed was made by the mob.
Better. But the element of suprise was lost.
Hey Bird Rapists! Back from wrasslin’ bears and then trying to date their sisters up in the Yukon. How’s everyone’s shit? And when did the site layout change?
Mafia Gary’s sleep number is….wait, who the hell is Mafia Gary?
I think Carell would argue that Zach is assistant TO THE manager of a mattress store.
This movie is based on a french movie called The Dinner Game. This movie was hilarious.
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