FRI FREE PART 2: TENTACULARLY SEXY
08.28.09Sorry for the multiple Friday Free for All posts, folks, but I just couldn’t let this one go.
For the September issue of play magazine, Ignition entertainment managed to get gorgeous Wii side-scroller Muramasa [Editor's note: ??] top billing on the front cover. Bottom billing, too. This amazing, dare we say sensual cover was drawn by Vanillaware’s George Kamitani, and yes, it’s a tip of the…hat to Hokusai’s sexy/creepy classic “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife“. Only this time with swords. [via Kotaku]
I call it tasteful yet understated, the kind of artwork a man could really airbrush on the side of his rape van. But I’m probably biased, my favorite Transformer was always Octopus Thong.
[PS - as posted in the comments section by Renton, here's the more, er, direct version]



“Pop that Octopussy”
-2 Live Fisherman Crew
The octopus can have her. I just can’t get into a girl whose feet are bigger than Shaq’s.
Bah, looks like the kind of video game His mom would buy Him.
I think I had this same picture on my Trapper Keeper in sixth grade.
From eegra: http://www.eegra.com/userfiles/playcover.png
My ex wife was fucking an octopus for a while. She thought I wouldn’t figure it out, but it was hard to miss the 2,655 hickies all over her body.
Sorry Stoney, but I was # 2654. If it’s any consolation, it was the worst sloppy seconds ever.
The Japs don’t know from erotic woodcuts. At summer camp we made them hip level on every available softwood.
Please tell me you get to play the tentacle monster in the game: Leisure Squid Larry.
That’s the Octo-Mom everyone is talking about?
I know this game, Calimari Damacy, right?
Great, one more thing I can add to my list of “fucked up shit that I know shouldn’t turn me on, but still does”.
*kicks issue of “Horny Inuits” under bunk bed*
That octopus eight her out.
I had sex with an octopus once. Fucking sucked.
I had sex with an octopus at the aquarium. It lasted forever because he was tanked!
Even Tarantino would baulk at touching that man-foot.
Octopus eat bearded clams?
When she got away he flogged the dolphin.
What’s worse 8 feet or 8′ feet?
*drops mic, grabs crotch, exits stage right
*crawls back in, grabs mic*
None of us took Sue Shee seriously when she said she wanted to get laid in Finland.
Shark Weak
Can you get crabs from an octopus?