Here’s the “inappropriate soundtracks” edition of Philadelphia. You pretty much know what’s coming during the whole first part, but it’s still satisfying when you get to it. (*points to crotch*) I could tell you which song it is, but that would ruin the fun of guessing. Suffice to say, it’s something you could bust on a key-tar and there wouldn’t be a pair of dry panties in the house.
After the jump, check out Hitler’s tirade about the Avatar trailer. I know the Downfall meme is a little fuuuuugged out, as we say in the Philippines, but I’ll give this one credit for being better written than most — “Avatar looks like a glossed up Land Before Time 3!” “I waited 10 years for Captain Planet with cats!?” Ahhh, good times, good times. That’s a burn, James Cameron. I asked Hipster Hitler what he thought of this video, but he just sort of shrugged and took a drink of his iced latte.
I also enjoyed the hell out of this (via DailyWhat):
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Yay! “*points to crotch*” makes prime-time at last!
*pats back*
Captain Planet does look like the kind of guy who would own 20 cats…
The most inappropriate soundtrack experience I’ve ever had, were the bagpipes at my great grandfather’s military funeral. I mean, do you have any idea how hard it is to fuck a carcass without any saxophone music?
Oingo Boingo gives me a disaster boner. Especially the Boingo Alive version of Deadman’s Party: http://tinyurl.com/kwuaxf
What if the saxophone music is Baker Street?
Especially if it’s Baker Street.
“Don’t cry, Cameron will never make that Spiderman treatment.”
LMAO, That was one of the first scripts/treatments I ever downloaded. I’ve been moving that thing from computer to computer for like 10 years.
Wait, you fuck human carcass’ to sax music? You’re fucking disgusting. Everybody knows that sax music is best for fucking dead animals. For humans, you gotta go with the clarinet.
Hipster Hitler annexed the Sudentenland because they make the best whole grain bagels and soy lattes there.
Hipster Hitler wore a Star of David ironically.
Hipster Hitler didn’t mean to exterminate the Jews, his underlings just couldn’t tell he was being ironic.
I wish I could erase that last one, Donk’s comment fucked my dead comment’s carcass while listening to Baker Street played by clarinets.
Hipster Hitler named the invasion of Russia Operation Barbarossa after this totally cool band that you haven’t heard of yet because they refuse to sell out to corporate radio.
Hipster Hitler approved the use of Zyklon-B in concentration camps because he thought saying “That would be a real GAS” was the most clever thing anybody had ever come up with.
Hipster Hitler called putting on his skin-tight jeans every morning “Mein Kampf”.
Hipster Hitler always said that being accepted into art school would have been a disaster anyway. You know how those things have a tendency to destroy one’s creativity in favor of mass-produced art that has no soul.
Hipster Hitler appreciates the new post on a level you can’t fully comprehend.
Hipster Hitler invaded France so that he could get authentic Berets.
“God damn Fox Studios would give Wolverine webshooters and a Bat cape.” got a big laugh. I know these Downfall clips have been around for years but i stil love them. Is there a site which actually allows people to create them or do you actually have to have decent software and be relatively competent?