FOX ON ELEPHANT
08.19.09
In an article with the headline “Fox on Elephant”, Variety reports:
Fox [Ed. - Fox as in the movie studio, not MEGAN FOX NUDE PLAYING PING PONG WITH DIORA BAIRD] is moving ahead on “The Magician’s Elephant,” tapping Martin Hynes (“The Go-Getter”) to adapt Kate DiCamillo’s soon-to-be-published children’s book.
Julia Pistor is producing.
Story centers on impossible things that may happen when a fortune teller tells an orphan boy that an elephant will lead him to his long-lost sister.
That’s right, Fox bought the movie rights for book that isn’t even out yet. Why wait to see if kids like it before shoving it down their parents’ throats? Kate DiCamillo wrote Because of Winn Dixie and The Tale of Despereaux, and those are both movies now, so that’s all Fox needs to know.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go rub icey hot on my knuckles because they’re sore from punching the monitor. Which reminds me, Fox just picked up my spec script for an X-Men reboot called “Icey Hot”. It’s about the little-mentioned secret love affair between Ice Man and Pyro when they were 16 years old. Bryan Singer is very interested in shooting this.
~ robopanda
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Is Megan Fox supposed to be some sort of elephant-centaur in that picture?
Just to set the record straight, I’d jerk off to naked pictures of Megan Fox, but I wouldn’t feel good about myself afterward.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go rub icey hot on my knuckles because they’re sore from punching the monitor.
The Mighty Feklahr only needs to punch ONCE to completely demolish His monitor.
Then again, His monitor is a coloured piece of construction paper in a cardboard frame on a crappy sci-fi tv show set.
I never feel bad about jerking off. Unless I get caught. In the supermarket. Produce section.
What?
Elephant leaves room, long lost sister standing there all along. That is real magic.
Jack!-Who on Earth feels good about themselves after carnal sin? Well, besides DNA when he reads National Geographic and them African gals have their titties out?
I’d prefer Megan Fox in my trunk.
Kids like these orphan movies so much, it’s a wonder there’s not a pile of dead parents somewhere.
If Megan sat on me, I would never forget either.
I wonder if she calls her labia “elephant ears”…
Banner pic – finally, a worthy use of that memory.
Look for the banner pic to be tattooed on Megan’s back next week.
It’s amazing how being pretty can make you a movie star instead of a cashier at Sizzler.
BTK, Fitzgerald Bold is my favorite Ella font.
Fox on elephant is dream of furries everywhere.
Okay, either it’s true what they say about jerking off too much and going blind or that picture of Megan Fox doesn’t look like her at all.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go shave my palms.
J-if I changed the eye makeup and lipstick on her, you would recognize.
Draw some ugly tattoos on your screen. You’ll recognize her right away.
Now I see. Thanks fellers.
*rubs Aqua-Velva aftershave on hands*
Is Megan Fox supposed to be some sort of elephant-centaur in that picture?
Centwhore