08.06.09 FORGTTN CLASSICS: TRACY MORGAN OUTTAKES
In 2006, Half-Baked co-writer and frequent Chappelle collaborator (as well as director of The Goods) Neal Brennan directed Tracy Morgan, Chris Kattan and others in Totally Awesome, a spoof of 80s teen comedies which played once on VH-1 before going direct to DVD. I’ve never seen it and it probably sucks, but this collection of Tracy Morgan outtakes and ad libs made me laugh so hard I had a miscarriage.
“So watchoo think, there’s some kinda yellow brick road? And I’m the wizard? There’s requirements to bein’ black! There’s requirements! You ever throw a chihuahua off the roof in the projects? You ever got a female pregnant when you was like… seven? Have you ever fist fought your pediatrician? Do you got a family-sized portrait of Jim Kelly on the wall? Do anybody in your house sleep in a medicated bed?”
And it just goes on like that for nine minutes. I’m 80% sure Tracy Morgan is clinically insane, but his insanity is somehow perfectly comedic. Around the corner near my old apartment near Harlem, there was a black barber shop with an old picture with all these different hairstyles on it, and I swear to God one of the hair models was Tracy Morgan. When he posed for it, I guarantee he didn’t know how funny it’d be once he got famous. He probably wasn’t even thinking about it, and yet now it’s hilarious. He’s a savant like that.
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FORGTTN CLASSICS: TRACY MORGAN OUTTAKES
Why do you go to a black barber shop?
Oh wait, that’s right. Sorry, DNA.
I just hope the crazy fucker lives long enough to do an Al Sharpton biopic. Knock the Academy on its ass.
If you direct a movie starring Chris Kattan… it will suck.
I want to watch that video but i’m afraid that if I do, I’m gon’ git pregnant!
Um, hey Donk….your wife didn’t happen to watch this video a couple of months ago, did she?
Not as far as I know, Chino… she does get out of the basement sometimes though. I’ll ask her when I get home.
Um, hey Donk….your wife didn’t happen to watch Star Trek III: The Search For Spock a couple of months ago, did she?
No chance Fek. But we do watch Wrath of Khan once a month or so.
Tracy is the Yin to the Gary Busey Yang. If they ever interacted in real life, nobody would be able to film it because everything around them would melt like that dude in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
So is Tracy Morgan the black Will Ferrell or is Will Ferrell the white Tracy Morgan?
Martin Luther King should have been this funny.
@Donk
I don’t know Donk. But I’m positive Horatio Sans is the Latino John Belushi.
Guy’cha!!!
http://dirtyhairylite.blogspot.com/2009/08/3-things-in-movies-i-cannot-do.html
(completely work safe)
Young black children don’t axe questions, they hatchet them.
I’d wager that if you gave Tracy Jordan an empty Tic-Tac box, a rubberband, and a bent up paper clip he could make enough funny to jerk a tear.
I don’t know Donk. But I’m positive Horatio Sans is the Latino John Belushi.
He’s already lived too long for that.
Tracy Morgan is the black Wayne Brady.
Which came first, the chicken, or the guy fucking it?
Where the fuck is everybody?
I’m here, but I got nothin’. Pretty typical, actually!
Tracy Morgan reminds me of your Mom cause she’s always asking for mo’ organ.
*air humps, winks*
Tracy Morgan reminds me of your mom because he’s a minority.
*puts on hood, goes to grab gasoline from the shed*
Also because your mom has a penis.
Uhhhmmmmm….Tracy Jordan once…uh…
*splooge* heheh he hehe he h hehe
Tracy Morgan reminds me of my mom because they both have the same first name.
Just kidding. My mom’s name is Carol. I just wanted to point out that he has a girl’s name.
Hee hee!
“Tracy Morgan outtakes and ad libs made me laugh so hard I had a miscarriage.”
Can you recommend any clips that might just work as a morning after pill?
R.I.P John Hughes. Man, you were part of some damn good ones.
Dis Sixteen Candles all you want, but I LOVE YOU JAKE RYAN!
Who played that guy, anyway? Ten bucks says he’s old, fat and bald now. Possibly dead.
I think Horatio Sanz is the white Jim Belushi.
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