The trailer above is for Five Minutes of Heaven (epic monologue after the jump, HD trailer and additional clip at yahoo). In the film, ”inspired by a true story”, Liam Neeson plays Alistair Little, a man who joined the Ulster Volunteer Force at the age of 14, after his father was shot by the IRA. At age 17, Little shot a man (James Griffin) he believed was talking smack about some Protestants. Griffin’s 11-year-old brother (played by James Nesbitt) witnessed the murder.
The film veers off the true story from there, speculating on what might happen if the killer and the little brother were to meet now. Um, they’re both still alive. Couldn’t you have just introduced them? Jerry Jerry Jerry
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“You say ‘potato’ and I will kill you.”
Yeah, but when do they go in the closet and make out?
include the awkward fumbling and post-coital blarney gibberish, Liam is usually on good for three minutes of heaven at best
I thought this would be about the duration and location of Liam’s next sexscapade with Natasha Richardson.
Liam’s accent was so thick they had to dublin some of the dialogue.
Speaking of sex with cars, I’d like to see some Neeson-on-Nissan action.
Fook Son Wee, Korean grocer of 34 East Downey Street Glastonshire stated, “Protestant an Cathoric gettin togethah? Irish!”
Littlest Little witness Little crime. Does Little testimony, brother serves Little time. Later meets Little Murderer.
I got my girlfriend shit housed of Boones Farm, hour later, it was five minutes of heaving.
Those young brothers do NOT want to experience 5 minutes of Heavan!
In my Irish fan-fic, Ireland and Northern Ireland work together to get rid of the French.
Five minutes in Heaven is exactly how long it would take me to learn that making jokes about molesting children is grounds for them to deny you entry.
Hispanic catholics air brush Jesus all over their vans and go Hevannin’.
(or Heavannin’ couldn’t decide)
Heaven sent, a good thing. Heavan scent, not so much.
Neeson-on-Nissan action? 5 minutes of revvin’!
Little known fact: Alec Guinness died when he was drank by an Irish vampire.
It took an entire 100-lackey advertising team to realize that they couldn’t name this movie “Five Minutes IN Heaven” in order to try and prevent exactly what we’re doing now.
Recession dollar fail
In Ireland, sheep vaginas are knows as Shepherd’s pie.
Five minutes of Heaven feel like no time.
Five minutes of Hell feel like lifetime.
Five minutes of Purgatory feel like five minutes.
So the movie is only 3 minutes longer than the trailer?
So what is “Five Minutes of Heaven” supposed to be descriptive of? When Liam shoots the guy then molests his corpse for a few minutes?
I liked this better when it was called Five Minutes in Heather, it was a real improvement over the previous movie in the series 30 Seconds in Heather.
I’m filming a short documentary of Paul McCartney’s ex wife hopping around on one leg.
It’s called Five Minutes of Heather.
Godammit, Hairy.
Alistair Little sounds like what I do when attractive woman walks past.
wow, do you two hold hands when you post?
That’s not my hand he’s holding.
Well I guess the truth should finally come out. I post on multiple accounts. I have more than 5 or 6 here alone. I win CoTW almost every week.
Jack, are you mad that we doubled up or that mine was funnier than yours?
**ducks and covers waiting for response**
<– Jealous