Ed Helms plays Andy on The Office and co-stars in The Hangover as “Dr. Pussy”*, which was my nickname in high school, probably because I got so much of it! (…yelled at me while the football players kicked me in the belly). Aaaaaanyhoo, I met Ed Helms once and I could tell he’s every bit as cool and funny as he seems on TV, because he said “Hello” and shook my hand and walked away to go talk to some other people. Last night on Conan, he did some scatting with the Jonas Bros. The kind where you make noises with your mouth, not the kind where you poop on a German girl’s face. He sounds really good, even though Conan kind of steps on the bit by laughing really loud in the middle of it. If it were me I would’ve made like Axel Rose and jumped across the desk and beat that ginger until he farted blood, but Ed Helms was a good sport. Like I said, he’s nice.
You can see the whole appearance after the jump.
[Props: BestWeekEver]
*Yeah yeah, you’re right, it was Doctor Faggot. Whatever, I was already leaving.

He’s okay.
Not as good as me, though.
I’m pretty sure that even the other kind of scatting with the Jonas Brothers would sell over a million copies.
Axl Rose couldn’t jump across a picnic blanket anymore without needing an IV and an oxygen tank.
I’ve never once liked Conan. There, I said it.
O’Brian or Barbarian, Swi. Better not be Barbarian, cuz Fek is close enough to you to hunt you down and rape you until you fix your tude.
Great. Now I want a pickle.
Dr. Pussy = MC Scat Cat
Never been much of a fan of the unintelligible bleats and vocalizations that makes scat the thing it is. By the German girls, I mean.
Scat singing is nice and all, but the real challenge is feces drumming. The skidmarks on your kit are hard to get out.
Scat is heartwarming.
But only when they shit on your chest.
The one with the funny looking hair and weird accent. O’Brien.
Erswi is still upset that Arsenio was canceled.
I’ll be Captain Pedantic and say wasn’t he Doctor Faggot?
Which one of the Jonas Brothers is my favourite? The one who dies first.
/think that was a Bill Hicks gag.
He should follow this up with Pete Townsend scatting with the Naked Brothers Band.
“Scat A Douche Scat A Douche, will you do the fags and go!?”
New up wiff units.
Shadooby
Scatt her scatt her
Shadooby
I’d scat on my own mother’s face for a Klondike bar right now.