DOLPH LUNDGREN STILL MUSCULAR, ARYAN
08.03.09
A batch of new pictures of Dolph Lundgren on the set of The Expendables has just hit the web. I think you’ll agree that even at 51, the dude looks pretty good. And by that I mean he looks like Owen Wilson with acromegaly. Haha, just kidding Dolph, please don’t tear my arms off.
Also: If you’re sweatier than your stunt double, you’re doing it wrong.
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I hope he didn’t pawn his ear necklace.
In pic 7, those three guys have something in common. Sylvester Stallone and Dolph Lundgren both had sex with Bridgette Nielsen, while the guy in the middle lived in her vagina for six weeks while he was between places.
My eyesight must be going. I thought the dinky blonde was Hayden Le Petomane.
/Serious
There was a story a few months back about these robbers that broke into a house and were stealing shit. Until they saw hanging on the wall a picture of Dolph Lundgren. They looked around and saw more pictures of him and realized they were robbing the house of Ivan Drago so they left all the shit and took off. True story.
Is it just Him or does Dolph look more at home on that couch than on a movie set?
Is it me or does Dolph’s stuntman look like a giant Wayne Gretzky?
Hey Deux, if you want your fucking prize, send me your fucking address.
Looks to me like the Muscles from Brussels recently moved to Hamburg.
Dolph: Why is the budget so small on this man?
Sly: I Must Break Even.
Dolph: Haha. Very funny asshole.
This dude came into the restaurant where I work and left without tipping. Ivan Drago is a prick!
Hey Dolph. Debbie Gibson called. She wants her belt back.
“/Serious
There was a story a few months back about these robbers that broke into a house and were stealing shit. Until they saw hanging on the wall a picture of Dolph Lundgren. They looked around and saw more pictures of him and realized they were robbing the house of Ivan Drago so they left all the shit and took off. True story.”
And that’s why I have pictures of Dolph Lundgren’s family all over my house. Honest.
dude, this movie sounds….AWESOME!!!
*Air guitar*
I expect a product placement for Werther’s Originals in this movie.
Sly must have had his “fuck me” heels on for that shot.
I can see it now, Donk:
Werther’s Originals: They’re indispensable. The Expendables, in theatres Pearl Harbor day YOU HOOLIGANS BETTER KNOW WHEN THAT IS.
Even old and worn, If Dolph murmured a couple lines from Rocky IV or that shitty 90′s Punisher movie I would STILL let him bend me over and break my hymen…
…the butt one.
@Thalf
Was that a quote taken directly out of Sly Stallone’s diary?
THALF: Insanity Wolf is my power animal.
I did. I’ll resend it.
dolph lundgren looks like he was born 51 years old and has just kinda been stagnant in the age department ever since