(Set phasers to “ashamed”)
Daily Circle Jerk Links:
- Steroid ruling means more for porn than for sports. Wait, did someone say “steroid porn”? |OpenSports|
- Adam Carolla interviews Christoph Waltz from Inglourious Basterds. |AdamCarolla|
- “A grapefruit scent can fool people into thinking you’re several years younger.” Plus, if you cut them in half, and your partner is a child, you can cover their entire face with it. |BlogofHilarity|
- 100 years of special effects. |Chrudat|
- News anchor can’t stop laughing at man who chopped up his wife. |HolyTaco|
- The Legend of Neil did a musical episode. And there was much rejoicing. Maybe. |Atom|
- Robert Pattinson talks statutory rape. |ScreenJunkies|
- Philly.com reminds us of all the Simpsons quotes that make us laugh. |WarmingGlow|
- If prostitutes were like WiFi. |CollegeHumor|
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Live 1/7th and prosper.
That ship’s warp drives run on dilutedum pissals.
Mr. Woof, to the bridge.
Highly recommend the Corolla interview.
*flips bird*
That ship looks like it’d be a real bitch to command.
Uhhh Number 2 is on my lawn!
Where’s Fek?!?
There are 4 feet.
That ship has some Klingons around it’s exhaust pipe.
Fur-engi
I would like to revise my first comment to read
Your dog left Number 2 on my lawn.
thank you
Chelle0, you’re the perfect foil for this joke:
GIVE THAT STARSHIP A CUPCAKE!!
To boldly go where no man’s best friend has gone before.
Thanks Swi!
New Goat Staring up.
I guess Sulu wanted his dinner to go…
You should see the guy’s D7 cat costume.
Heh, heh, guess He can “Chekov” racist Trekkie joke on His list!
Set phasers to Humiliate.
Who knew Michelle Owen was into cosplay, too?
The aft section always starts thumping when Lince gets home!
That’s a lot of work to discourage him from licking the stitches.
At least he has shade.
This is what William Shatner pictures in his mind when he reads Palin Beat Poetry.
A dog that serves beer AND pizza? If it likes peanut butter, I’ll take two!
Ya guys, pretend like He didn’t stick the landing with that Sulu quip…HE KNOWS WHERE YOU ALL LIVE!!!
That owner of that dog has absolutely no intention to breed that stud.