I’m pretty sure this viral ad for Gushers isn’t actually from Germany, but then again all of the kids in it are white.  Either way, scary as a Nazi rally. [via PixelatedGeek]

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:

  • How can Brett Favre heal the schism in the locker room?  My advice, stop worshiping idols like those potato-eating heathens on the eastern side of the locker room. Alternately, missionary anal.  (See? Something for everyone). |OpenSports|
  • The best one-kick knockouts of all time. |epiccarnival|
  • HOLY CRAP.  |HolyTaco|
  • The Final Destination Death Montage. |ScreenJunkies|
  • Review of Batman: Arkham Asylum.  It’s, like, a video game.  |G4|
  • In a shocking turn of events, Jeremy Piven’s agent admits that he was lying about his mercury poisoning.  The real question is how the hell he keeps his hairline from receding.  He might be a wizard.  |Heeb|
  • Video remix: To Catch a Time Traveler. |CollegeHumor|
  • GRR, PIZZA VENDING MACHINE.  But where can I get used Japanese schoolgirl panties? |SmokingSection|