DAILY CIRCLE JERK: SUPERVAN EDITION
08.27.09Here’s three minutes of Supervan, the movie Story and Trish fell in love to. [via EverythingisTerrible]
Daily Circle Jerk Links:
- The cast of Thirty Something then and now. Then: people I didn’t care about. Now: same. They’ve aged so well! |Getback|
- The 10 most hated people at the gym. Number one on the list? Hitler. |Gunaxin|
- The message of this is don’t text while you drive, otherwise you might end up in an awful Welsh commercial. |Urbanian|
- How does Vick actually help the Eagles outside of the Wildcat offense? By something something joke about killing dogs, of course. |OpenSports|
- Heeb mag talks to the guy who created the Groundhog Day timeline. |Heeb|
- Cornelius Von Copperpot reviews moving picture films. |NewfangledPictures|
- This isn’t a video game trailer, it’s a SUPERMERCIAL. For “Serious Sam”. |G4|
- MONKEY HATE MAGIC TRICK! |ScreenJunkies|
- 25 reasons to stop using condoms. You really needed 25? |HolyTaco|

A haiku I’d write
I wish I could think of one
Vans steal souls away
Behold: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070756/
Check out the user comments section for mildly humorous reviews.
That video cured my AIDS. Then gave me SuperAids.
Supervan is a harsh mistress.
I have my own version of groundhog day. If the butterface secretary from the building next door emerges in a short skirt for her cigarette breaks, my day is shot. My window overlooks the smoker’s table out back.
Btk, looks like I’ll be productive today – kind of.
Hypothetical: if our charming host/evil overlord here was to speed past in his own BTK vehicle, would we all exclaim in unison: “Wow! Look at that Vincent van go!” ?
Probably not? Thought so, carry on!
Haiku Showdown!
Lure them with candy
Chloroform makes them easy
Vanners need love too
Charles Bukowski randomly hitting on a young girl just creeped my shit out.
Wow. Is Zach Galifianakis in Everything these days? He made an appearance around the 1:04 mark… right before the creepy old man trying to get some sugar.