Daily Circle Jerk Links:
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Picture Gallery: 25 Awesome Jerry-Rigs |HolyTaco|
- Let me sum up this clip. Clark Duke asks what keeps the doctor away. Olivia Munn yells ”pulling out”. And . . . scene. |G4|
- Bronson Arroyo’s publicist’s head just exploded. |OpenSports|
- Golden Girls tattoos are kind of a thing. |WarmingGlow|
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Quentin Tarantino pre-screened Inglourious Basterds at a Holocaust Museum, reports Heeb Magazine. Wait. There’s a Heeb Magazine? Where has this been all my life? |Heeb|
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Your mom’s house on google maps. |Reddit|
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Joaquin Phoenix rap generator. For a second there I thought it said, “Joaquin Phoenix rapes a generator”, which wouldn’t surprise me at this point. |Atom|
- This turtle is magical. Let’s drink its bath water. |YouTube|
~ robopanda [Thanks to ohhaveyouseenthis for the video]

Heeb magazine isn’t available in stores because the publisher is too cheap to pay for newsstand.
Whackety schmackety jewwwwwwwwww!
iadI had a little turtle, I named him Tiny Tim.
* fuck any of you that ain’t got kidses
I used Joaquin Phoenix’s rap generator and now I’m ready to freestyle battle a rabbit.
Golden Girls tattoos are out. Big Purple Dildo is the new craze.