Daily Circle Jerk Links:
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A Gallery of Fail: 10 Great Baseball Beanings |BannedInHollywood|
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Here’s the sand painting video your mom is going to be forwarding to everyone in two weeks. |WarmingGlow|
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A Preview of M. Night Shyamalan’s New Script. |CollegeHumor|
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Mermaids and Goat Boobies: the perfect business model |HolyTaco|
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10 of the best General Lee jumps of all-time |EpicCarnival|
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Picture Gallery: Interesting Freaks of Nature |Uncoached|
- Getting out of a speeding ticket, and video of an old lady getting tasered. |OpenSports|
- Nintendo just filed a patent application for an inflatable horse Wii controller. Hope it’s jizz-resistant. |ToplessRobot|
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Rachel McAdams wears a backless dress backwards, teaches the world to sing. |DailyFill|
~ robopanda

If M. Night had Tourette’s, could we call him “Twist and Shout”?
That McAdams girl really knows how to showcase her moles.
So I just got caught up on all the Vannin’ action from jesterday . . .
WOW, just WOW!!
Mouthgrape fantasies involving Jack White are going to take some getting used to.
Mix juices good tasty idea. Many people like kiwi strawberry and apple peach. Not so many fond of date grape though.
Your mom just barely missed out on that list of interesting freaks of nature. I don’t know how an 8-legged turtle is any more interesting than a trilabial saggy-breasted cockswallower, but I didn’t create the list.
I find it amusing with Vince gone, my page is actually loading correctly. And by loading I mean erection.
Speaking of General Lee, Big Lots has the 6th season of Dukes of Hazzard for 3 bucks. The 6th season is the infamous Coy and Vance year and they’ve got like 20 copies of it. I find this funny.
Nintendo is making a Sex & The City game?
New up. For the ladies.
Finally!
Wait, mouth-grape? Never mind.