Yep, it’s Johnny Depp and a puppy.  Your move, Baby Goose. (via thisguy)

Daily Circle Jerk Links:

  • The Top 10 Fantasy Football Quarterbacks.  I’m surprised that I didn’t make the list, because my fantasy football quarterback is me. I’m also really good at fantasy modeling, fantasy sex having, and fantasy beating up terrorists.  |OpenSports|
  • If State Flags Were Honest.  Yay, see them make fun of your gay state!  Sorry, Canadians, you missed out on the fun. But that’s kind of your thing.  |HolyTaco|
  • Nude scenes to avoid. |ScreenJunkies|
  • Let this be a lesson to you: if you date a crazy chick, document it for my amusement. |CollegeHumor|
  • Bald chicks: hot or not?  I say hot.  Wait, are we talking about on the head?  This list is perversion. |GetBack|
  • Classic clips from John Hughes movies. |UnrealityMag|
  • 10 things kids can get away with that adults can’t. |HailMaryJane|
  • 10 examples of ugly sports uniforms. |SportsPoop|
  • Three ways to survive the financial apocalypse. |Atom|
  • A review of Madden NFL 10.  That’s a video game in which you control John Madden.  Careful, press the turducken button at the wrong moment and you could have a coronary. |G4|
  • “Old lady slammed at Wal-Mart.”  It’s the story of your conception. |SmokingSection|