Facebook screengrab: Nobody Likes Aimee. |thehighdefinite|
Clip from Patton Oswalt’s new set, ”My Weakness Is Strong. ” |WarmingGlow|
A&E has a new reality series: Steven Seagal: Lawman. I can’t believe they picked this up instead of the series I was pitching to them, Tony Jaa: Elephant Puncher. |ScreenJunkies|
If you liked Turtle Rape Shoe you’ll love Tortoise Phone Sex with Olivia Munn. |G4|
13 of the Fastest MMA Knockouts Ever |InGameNow|
A five page photo gallery of cleavage, if that’s your thing. |Gunaxin|
Photo gallery of people getting punched in the face, if that’s your thing. |Uncoached|
The 12 Worst Fantasy First-Round Picks Ever. The best fantasy first-round pick? Dock Ellis on LSD. |OpenSports|
~ robopanda


Aimee sounds like she might be a little vulnerable right now. Time to make a move.
Susan sounds like my kinda gal.
No one likes a girl with extraneous letters in her name.
This is why I don’t have a Facebook page. My friends are dicks.
Good morning, friends.
Pitching no-hitters on LSD is my thing.
holy shit, i can’t stop laughing at that horse.