Following up yesterday’s Harrison Ford wants his family, here’s another delightfully one-dimensional movie mash up.  NOW GIMME YER BADGE AND GUN! YER A LOOSE CANNON, I TELLS YA!  THERE’S NO PLACE FOR YOU ON THIS FORCE! [via Videogum]

Daily Circle Jerk Links:

  • This is without question the best wikipedia article and picture ever.  A BEAR PLAYING A PIANO MADE OF CATS?!? …WAITER? CHANGE MY UNDERPANTS.  Reeer. |Wikipedia|
  • Why US basketball players go to Europe.  Um… scheisse porn? |OpenSports|
  • I wanted to post this essay by the former John Hughes classmate who inspired the Ferris Bueller character on its own, but my paraphrase wouldn’t do it justice. He seems a little too pleased with himself, but it still gives me a big, gooey nostalgia boner. |WashingtonPost|
  • Video game characters inspired by movie characters. |Unreality|
  • Old guy looks at porn at the Apple Store.  I thought we talked about this, grandpa. |BlogofHilarity|
  • Megan Fox did a PSA where she said naughty words like “F” and “S”.  I’m getting a little sick of all the recent funny-’cause-they’re-famous videos.  Look celebrities, imagine your Funny or Die video without famous people in it: still funny?  If not, it’s probably not gonna be that funny when you do it. …Holy crap, is that Emilio Estevez?? (*knocks down old lady*) |ScreenJunkies|
  • The best of statue porn. |HolyTaco|
  • Bad standup comedians. |Atom|
  • Adam Carolla talks to Jay Glazer about MMA and to Matt Taibbi, my favorite Rolling Stone writer; thereby encompassing two of my favorite non-movie-related things. |AdamCarolla|
  • Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant, y’all. |DailyFill|
  • This picture of Adrien Grenier playing the recorder never fails to crack me up. |WarmingGlow|