DAILY CIRCLE JERK: GAME OVER, MAN
08.19.09
Picture source and more pictures/details: BenHeck
Daily Circle Jerk Links:
- Everything you need to know about the ancient, erotic art of cat massage |WarmingGlow|
- 25 Awesome Homeless Guy Signs |HolyTaco|
- A round-up of fail videos: gun safety edition |EpicCarnival|
- Twilight: New Moon Trailer. I’m sorry. |Buzzcuts|
- 7 worst baseball movies ever made |OpenSports|
- Slideshow: Celebrity Body Doubles |Getback|
- Harold Ramis Responds to the Groundhog Day Timeline Study |Heeb|
- How Towns Used To Be Named. When in doubt, name your town a dick joke. |CollegeHumor|
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Has Paxton been in anything good since Aliens?
Morning, tards.
OK. Boxing Helena and Apollo 13. But he got that STD from Jim Lovell, so…..eh?
I played Bill Paxton Pinball once. After $.75, I had three nagging wives and got hit by a flying cow.
In the Big Love edition of Bill Paxton Pinball you always get extra balls but all they do is fucking naaaaaaaggggg.
Fuck. You. Stone.
Get it? Bitches be naggin?
Someone had to get there first…
Bill Paxton Pinball is easy. You get an extra ball for just remembering that he’s not the guy who played Lone Star in ‘Spaceballs’.
I tried to play the pinball version of The Dark Backward, but i didn’t have the third arm growing out of my back to activate the third flipper so i tilted a lot.
I heard Paxton had a supple wrist.
More like a dead flipper.
He hasn’t wasted his money on hair restoration. No siree.
Speaking of Bill Pullman..
Dude has not aged well.