Bobby Hacker wants Conan to blow up his car and needs your help.  Do it for Chad Farthouse. |TonightShow|

Daily Circle Jerk Links:

  • The 10 biggest and best celebrity boobs.  Why not?  It’s the internet.  |OpenSports|
  • Here’s a District 9 clip from Attack of the Show introduced by a Playmate.  Touché, G4, touché.  |G4|
  • Inglourious Basterds: The Heeb review. |Heeb|
  • This guy rewrote Emilio Estevez’ Breakfast Club monologue so that it’s mostly about hair.  |YouTube|
  • Funny signs, a gallery. |HolyTaco|
  • The 10 hottest female grifters in cinema.  What?  No inclusion for that chick from Fast and Furious: Tokyo Grift?  Shut up, I know where the corner is. |ScreenJunkies|
  • Condescending army commercial.  |CollegeHumor|
  • Triumphs in assvertising.  Yes, assvertising. |NextRound|