(via WarrenEllis, via Buzzfeed)
Daily Circle Jerk Links
- Take the John Hughes movie quote quiz. |OpenSports|
- Or if you’re not into that, check the NBA’s “All Ugly” Team. No Jamal Mashburn? Oversight. |OpenSports| |and the same for the NHL, for you Canucks|
- If G.I. Joe worked in your office. Your boss would probably be jealous of him, too. You know he just resents you because of how good a worker you are. One day you should just burn that place to the ground. That would show him. That would show them all. |HolyTaco|
- Remember that high sexual infomercial for the “Shake Weight”? Here’s the real audio track. And by real I mean fake. |CollegeHumor|
- Tucker Max opens up about his upcoming movie and the time he dirty sanchezzed your sister during fleet week. |ScreenJunkies|
- Did somebody say Breakfast Club parodies? I dunno, I’m deaf from rockin’ out to Slayer. Anyway, here are some of those. |G4|
- Eight wrestlers and their real names. Ironically, Andre the Giant’s real name was “Chad Farthouse.” |Gunaxin|
- Heeb interviews Charlyne Yi about her love of Jewish guys. Stay tuned for the follow up about her fondness for pandering. |Heeb|
- A commercial for “the internet.” |Atom|


Who would I fuck?
Dr. Whatsherface
Counselor Troy
Wesley
Data
#1
Captain Pickard
Jordie
Wharf
Sorry Fek’ler
Doctors have the best meds.
OK. Is Hardee’s open now?
Tasha Yar’s clown sweater has Xs for eyes.
Kris Draper made the All-NHL ugly team but Mats Sundin didn’t? The guy looks like Sloth from the Goonies for fuck’s sake!
Also, Mike Commodore belongs on that list for looking like the butt-baby-abortion-survivor result of a clown raping a lumberjack.
I dig the clown sweater, but i like my Mr. Bungle t-shirt that i got from their show in 1991 much better.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!