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Daily Circle Jerk Links

  • Take the John Hughes movie quote quiz.  |OpenSports|
  • Or if you’re not into that, check the NBA’s “All Ugly” Team.  No Jamal Mashburn?  Oversight. |OpenSports| |and the same for the NHL, for you Canucks|
  • If G.I. Joe worked in your office.  Your boss would probably be jealous of him, too.  You know he just resents you because of how good a worker you are.  One day you should just burn that place to the ground.  That would show him.  That would show them all.  |HolyTaco|
  • Remember that high sexual infomercial for the “Shake Weight”?  Here’s the real audio track.  And by real I mean fake. |CollegeHumor|
  • Tucker Max opens up about his upcoming movie and the time he dirty sanchezzed your sister during fleet week.  |ScreenJunkies|
  • Did somebody say Breakfast Club parodies?  I dunno, I’m deaf from rockin’ out to Slayer.  Anyway, here are some of those. |G4|
  • Eight wrestlers and their real names.  Ironically, Andre the Giant’s real name was “Chad Farthouse.” |Gunaxin|
  • Heeb interviews Charlyne Yi about her love of Jewish guys.  Stay tuned for the follow up about her fondness for pandering. |Heeb|
  • A commercial for “the internet.” |Atom|