There are a lot of things I could pick out in this “yoga farm” video — that the main guy’s name is “Yogi Okey Dokey”, Rasta chicken, the kid wearing a gi — but the fact is, every single thing about it is completely insane. via EverythingisTerrible via Burnsy.
Daily Circle Jerk Links:
- John was on Jeopardy, and drew his name so it looked like a penis. Also, he’s named after a toilet. |CollegeHumor|
- Check out season two of Legend of Neil. Or don’t, man, whatever, it’s your funeral. |Atom|
- G4 interviews some Cosplayers at Comic Con. I don’t like to brag, but I used to be a bit of Cosplayboy myself, if you know what I mean. |G4|
- Where are they now, cast of Menace II Society edition. |Unreality|
- What your employee name badge says about you. I don’t have an employee badge because I don’t work in an office. But I do wear a codpiece. |HolyTaco|
- 10 kickass preachers on film. Which is way better than preachers on a young boys. But not as good as a preacher on a sundae. You’ve stopped reading this haven’t you. Can’t say I blame you. |ScreenJunkies|
- Canada vs. Italy game devolves into ugly brawl. The Canadian bench apparently cleared when everyone rushed in to apologize. Also pictured: every black dude in Canada. I’ll be here all week, folks, don’t forget to tip the whores. |HoopDoctors|
- Memorable movie theme songs. Huey Lewis wuz robbed. |GetBack|
- 9 ways to improve your conversations with women. Personally, I find it’s best to put a frog in their pants and pull their pigtails. And if they don’t have pigtails, just punch them in the face. |TSBMag|
- Here’s Miranda Kerr at a photoshoot. Miranda Kerr is a girl in a bikini. |SlickPanda|
- The dirtiest names in baseball. Ironically, Johnny Dickshot’s actually changed his name from Chad Farthouse. |YepYep|
- The battle, as represented in graph form. |NextRound|
- Gemma Atkinson is on vacation. Also, and I just noticed this, her boobs are huge. Who knew? |EpicCarnival|

Looks like i picked the wrong week to
give upcut down masturbating./referring to the Amanda Kerr & Gemma Atkinson pics, although…
Squealer the pig tells them that it’s all good for the sense of common community purpose to do yoga together.
Nenace II Society taught me that a blow job might get you crack but will get you shot.
Regarding “9 ways to improve your conversations with women”: any woman who would fall for that shit probably isn’t worth talking to in the first place. Unless she’s got a nice ass, in which case… whatever works, baby.
*Menace
I feel sorry for your mother.
Huey Lewis was robbed?
I didn’t hear that in the news.
I know i was drunk when i sent you that video Saturday afternoon, but i didn’t know that i was Burnsy.
Did you? Fuck, I can’t remember these things. Apologies.
I’m more into Cosbyplay myself.
Nothing attracts the ladies more than slabbing on some blackface and donning a multi-multicolor sweater.
Cosplay attracts the ladies right?
LOL @ black karate kid from 0:37 to 0:40 …Understudy to the air-puncher?